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- <td height="51" align="left" valign="top">[[Category:Glossary]]'''Death Cult(s)''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A religous group whose belief system stresses the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements, i.e. death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type. '''2.''' The Republican Party, for example; Christianity, in general.<br>+ <td height="51" align="left" valign="top">[[Category:Glossary]][[Image:Smith_mormo.jpg|right|100px]]
 +Numerous religous groups express belief systems stressing the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements including death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type. The Republican Party, for example, and Christianity, in general...
-<small>More about'' [[Ablation]], [[Augury]], [[Ritual Murder]]...''</small></td>+<p align="right">''More about [[Death Cults]], [[Ablation]], [[Augury]], [[Ritual Murder]]...''</p>
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- <td width="35%" align="center" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; border: 1px #aaa solid; font-size: 100%;"> '''Personages'''</td>+ <td width="40%" align="center" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; border: 1px #aaa solid; font-size: 100%;"> '''[[:Category:Personages|Personages]]'''</td>
- <td width="19%" align="center" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; border: 1px #aaa solid; font-size: 100%;"> '''Desiderata''' </td>+ <td width="30%" align="center" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; border: 1px #aaa solid; font-size: 100%;"> '''Desiderata''' </td>
- <td width="18%" align="center" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; border: 1px #aaa solid; font-size: 100%;"> '''Quotes'''</td>+
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- <td height="313" align="left" valign="top" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; font-size: 100%;">[[Image:Molech.jpg|100px|right]]Though '''[[Molech]]''' could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Sacrifice must hurt or it has no meaning to the community; the offering of a crippled beast or vegetables could summon supernatural ire.+ 
-This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the [[Kapital|Capitalist]] Stock Market -&ndash; great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example..+<!--Groups-->
-''More about [[Molech]], [[Template:SecretSocieties|Other Groups]]....</td>+ <td height="313" align="left" valign="top" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; font-size: 100%;">Though '''[[Molech]]''' could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human [[Image:Molech.jpg|100px|right]]blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Sacrifice must hurt or it has no meaning to the community; the offering of a crippled beast or vegetables could summon supernatural ire.
 +This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the [[Kapital|Capitalist]] Stock Market -&ndash; great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example...
 +''More about [[Molech]], [[Template:SecretSocieties|Other Groups]]...</td>
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-''Persona Non Grata'': '''[[John P. Merriweather]]''' was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for [[Xenophon Aliokrate|Aliokrate]]. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to [[New York City]], where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded [[The League of Gnomes]].+''Persona Non Grata'': '''[[John P. Merriweather]]''' was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for [[Xenophon Aliokrate|Aliokrate]]. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to [[New York City]], where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded [[The League of Gnomes]]...
-''Persona Non Grata'': Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, '''[[Elysius Dubord]]''' influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with [[Mormo]] and/or Molech Worship, [[League of Gnomes|Gnomic]] hi-jinx and [[Freemason]]ic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word.+ 
 +''Persona Non Grata'': Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, '''[[Elysius Dubord]]''' influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with [[Mormo]] and/or Molech Worship, [[League of Gnomes|Gnomic]] hi-jinx and [[Freemason]]ic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word...
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''More on [[Richard Lancelyn Green|Green]], [[Creatine Panderbox|Panderbox]], [[Ryan O'Donnely|O'Donnely]], [[Dr. Peter Von Fondle|Fondle]]...</td> ''More on [[Richard Lancelyn Green|Green]], [[Creatine Panderbox|Panderbox]], [[Ryan O'Donnely|O'Donnely]], [[Dr. Peter Von Fondle|Fondle]]...</td>
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 +<!--Desiderata-->
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-*''Merryweather is believed'' to have directed the plot to destroy [[Wee-Wee]].+''While their agenda is unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve it.''-- [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord]] on the [[Anahinthan]]
-* ''The [[Skillet Scouts]] were founded'' by [[Stimes Addisson]] in 1973 as a joking response to the [[Gnome Scouts]].+ 
-*''A man claiming'' to be &quot;Mormo incarnate&quot; once filled up [[William Flintrock]]'s car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station.<br>+''Molech is a horrible beast, a soul-eater and a right bastard.''-- [[Stimso Adid|Adid]] on [[Molech]] in ''The Oral God''
-*Adult circumcision is the most common form of [[Poob]]ian physical [[ablation]]. Self-castration is a close second.+ 
-*The [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]] was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed Camp Starvation by alumni). The case remains unsolved.</td>+''The [[Skillet Scouts]] were founded'' by [[Stimes Addisson]] in 1973 as a joking response to the [[Gnome Scouts]].
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-'While their agenda is unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve it.''-- [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord]] speaking of the [[Anahinthan]]&lt;<br>+The [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]] was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp.
-''Molech is a horrible beast, a soul-eater and a right bastard.''-- [[Stimso Adid|Adid]] writing on [[Molech]] in ''The Oral God''</td>+ 
- </tr>+''A man claiming'' to be &quot;Mormo incarnate&quot; once filled up [[William Flintrock]]'s car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station.
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 +Adult circumcision is the most common form of [[Poob]]ian physical [[ablation]]. Self-castration is a close second.</td>
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- <td height="86" align="center" valign="top">Further Research<br>+ <td height="86" align="center" valign="top">
Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including: Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including:
*[[Monstrous Science]], including [[Hunimal]]s and [[Teratology]]<br> *[[Monstrous Science]], including [[Hunimal]]s and [[Teratology]]<br>
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*Political intrigue -- The [[D.C. Pentagram]], [[Founding Fathers]], and [[Owl]]<br> *Political intrigue -- The [[D.C. Pentagram]], [[Founding Fathers]], and [[Owl]]<br>
*Religion -- [[Gnostic Materialism]], [[God]], [[Procreation Myths]]<br> *Religion -- [[Gnostic Materialism]], [[God]], [[Procreation Myths]]<br>
-In other [[Alcove|dark corners]] of the [[Plastic Tub:About|Tub]] you may find [[Mushrooms]], [[Three Blind Mice]], and [[Unseen hand|The Unseen Hand]]<br>+In other [[Alcove|dark corners]] of the [[Plastic Tub:About|Tub]] you may find [[Mushrooms]], [[Three Blind Mice]], and [[Unseen hand|The Unseen Hand]].<br>
Caution: watch out for [[fallen stone]]! Caution: watch out for [[fallen stone]]!
-[[Anahinthan]] | [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves|Gloved Ones]] | [[League of Gnomes|Gnomes]] | [[Molech]] | [[Mormo]]</p></td>+[[Anahinthan]] | [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves|Gloved Ones]] | [[League of Gnomes|Gnomes]] | [[Molech]] | [[Mormo]]</td>
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Death Cults

Numerous religous groups express belief systems stressing the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements including death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type. The Republican Party, for example, and Christianity, in general...

More about Death Cults, Ablation, Augury, Ritual Murder...

Groups Personages Desiderata
Though Molech could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human
blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Sacrifice must hurt or it has no meaning to the community; the offering of a crippled beast or vegetables could summon supernatural ire.

This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the Capitalist Stock Market -– great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example...

More about Molech, Other Groups...

Persona Non Grata: John P. Merriweather was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for Aliokrate. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to New York City, where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded The League of Gnomes...

Persona Non Grata: Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, Elysius Dubord influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with Mormo and/or Molech Worship, Gnomic hi-jinx and Freemasonic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word...

More on Green, Panderbox, O'Donnely, Fondle...

While their agenda is unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve it.-- Dubord on the Anahinthan

Molech is a horrible beast, a soul-eater and a right bastard.-- Adid on Molech in The Oral God

The Skillet Scouts were founded by Stimes Addisson in 1973 as a joking response to the Gnome Scouts.

The Terminally Obese Children's Foundation was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp.

A man claiming to be "Mormo incarnate" once filled up William Flintrock's car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station.

Adult circumcision is the most common form of Poobian physical ablation. Self-castration is a close second.
Further Research

Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including:

In other dark corners of the Tub you may find Mushrooms, Three Blind Mice, and The Unseen Hand.
Caution: watch out for fallen stone!

Anahinthan | Gloved Ones | Gnomes | Molech | Mormo