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This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the Capitalist Stock Market -– great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example...

Persona Non Grata: John P. Merriweather was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for Aliokrate. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to New York City, where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded The League of Gnomes...

Persona Non Grata: Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, Elysius Dubord influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with Mormo and/or Molech Worship, Gnomic hi-jinx and Freemasonic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word...

"While their agenda is unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve it." -- Dubord on the Anahinthan

"Molech is a horrible beast, a soul-eater and a right bastard." -- Adid on Molech in The Oral God

The Skillet Scouts were founded by Stimes Addisson in 1973 as a joking response to the Gnome Scouts.

The Terminally Obese Children's Foundation was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp.

A man claiming to be "Mormo incarnate" once filled up William Flintrock's car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station.