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-<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Death Cults</div>[[Image:Smith_mormo.jpg|100px|right]]'''[[Death Cults]]''' are eschatological religous groups whose belief systems stress the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements, i.e. death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type.+<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Death Cults</div>[[Image:Smith_mormo.jpg|100px|right]]'''[[Death Cults]]''' are eschatological religous groups whose belief systems stress the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements, i.e. death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type.<br><br>
-<p align=right>''More about... [[Ablation]], [[Augury]], [[Ritual Murder]]''</p>+<p align=right>''More about [[Ablation]], [[Augury]], [[Ritual Murder]]... ''</p>
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-<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold"> Groups </div>[[Image:Molech.jpg|100px|right]]Though [[Molech]] could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Sacrifice must hurt or it has no meaning to the community; the offering of a crippled beast or vegetables could summon supernatural ire.+<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold"> Groups </div>[[Image:Molech.jpg|100px|right]]Though '''[[Molech]]''' could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Sacrifice must hurt or it has no meaning to the community; the offering of a crippled beast or vegetables could summon supernatural ire.
-This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the [[Kapital|Capitalist]] Stock Market -– great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise... War, for example...+This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the [[Kapital|Capitalist]] Stock Market -– great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example...
-<p align=right>''More about... [[Molech]], [[Template:SecretSocieties|Other Groups]]''</p>+<p align=right>''More about [[Molech]], [[Template:SecretSocieties|Other Groups]]...''</p>
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<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Personage</div>''Persona Non Grata'': '''[[John P. Merriweather]]''' was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for [[Xenophon Aliokrate|Aliokrate]]. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to [[New York City]], where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded [[The League of Gnomes]]. <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Personage</div>''Persona Non Grata'': '''[[John P. Merriweather]]''' was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for [[Xenophon Aliokrate|Aliokrate]]. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to [[New York City]], where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded [[The League of Gnomes]].
-<div style="text-align:right;margin-right:10px;margin-bottom:4px;">+''Persona Non Grata'': Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, '''[[Elysius Dubord]]''' influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with Mormo and/or Molech Worship, Gnomic hi-jinx and [[Freemason]]ic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word.
-''More about... [[Xenophon Aliokrate|Aliokrate]], [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord]], [[Balthazar Buehb|Buehb]]''+ 
 +<p align=right>''More on [[Richard Lancelyn Green|Green]], [[Creatine Panderbox|Panderbox]], [[Ryan O'Donnely|O'Donnely]], [[Dr. Peter Von Fondle|Fondle]]...</p>
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-<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Picture</div><center>[[Image:GloveFitting.jpg|200px]]<br>The totemic indicator of the Crack Stepper grade of the [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves]], on display at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C.</center> +<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Picture</div><center>[[Image:GloveFitting.jpg|200px]]<br>The totemic indicator of the Crack Stepper grade of the '''[[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves]]''', on display at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C.</center>
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<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Desiderata</div> <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Desiderata</div>
*''Merryweather is believed'' to have directed the plot to destroy [[Wee-Wee]]. *''Merryweather is believed'' to have directed the plot to destroy [[Wee-Wee]].
-*''Senior [[Gnome Scouts]]'' are fed nothing but [[mushroom]]s for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of The League of Gnomes in their rituals.+* ''The [[Skillet Scouts]] were founded'' by [[Stimes Addisson]] in 1973 as a joking response to the [[Gnome Scouts]].
*''A man claiming'' to be "Mormo incarnate" once filled up [[William Flintrock]]'s car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station. *''A man claiming'' to be "Mormo incarnate" once filled up [[William Flintrock]]'s car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station.
 +*Adult circumcision is the most common form of [[Poob]]ian physical [[ablation]]. Self-castration is a close second.
 +*The [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]] was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni). The case remains unsolved.
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-<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Further Research</div><center>Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including:+<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Further Research</div><center>
- +Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including:
-[[Monstrous Science]], including [[Hunimal]]s and [[Teratology]]+
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-[[Psy-ops]] maneuvers like [[Slander operation]]s perpetrated by [[Counterfeiting gang]]s+
-Political intrigue -- The [[D.C. Pentagram]], [[Founding Fathers]], and [[Owl]]+*[[Monstrous Science]], including [[Hunimal]]s and [[Teratology]]
 +*[[Psy-ops]] maneuvers like [[Slander operation]]s perpetrated by [[Counterfeiting gang]]s
 +*Political intrigue -- The [[D.C. Pentagram]], [[Founding Fathers]], and [[Owl]]
 +*Religion -- [[Gnostic Materialism]], [[God]], [[Procreation Myths]]
-Religion -- [[Gnostic Materialism]], [[God]], [[Procreation Myths]] 
-In other [[Alcove|dark corners]] of the Tub you'll find [[Mushrooms]], [[Three Blind Mice]], and [[Unseen hand|The Unseen Hand]]</center> +In other [[Alcove|dark corners]] of the Tub you may find [[Mushrooms]], [[Three Blind Mice]], and [[Unseen hand|The Unseen Hand]].<br>
 +Caution: watch out for [[fallen stone]]!</center>
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Death Cults
Death Cults are eschatological religous groups whose belief systems stress the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements, i.e. death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type.

More about Ablation, Augury, Ritual Murder...

Groups
Though Molech could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Sacrifice must hurt or it has no meaning to the community; the offering of a crippled beast or vegetables could summon supernatural ire.

This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the Capitalist Stock Market -– great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example...

More about Molech, Other Groups...

Personage
Persona Non Grata: John P. Merriweather was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for Aliokrate. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to New York City, where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded The League of Gnomes.

Persona Non Grata: Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, Elysius Dubord influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with Mormo and/or Molech Worship, Gnomic hi-jinx and Freemasonic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word.

More on Green, Panderbox, O'Donnely, Fondle...

Quotes
While their agenda is unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve it.

-- Dubord speaking of the Anahinthan

Molech is a horrible beast, a soul-eater and a right bastard.

-- Adid writing on Molech in The Oral God

Picture

The totemic indicator of the Crack Stepper grade of the The League of Men with Fancy Gloves, on display at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C.
Desiderata
  • Merryweather is believed to have directed the plot to destroy Wee-Wee.
  • The Skillet Scouts were founded by Stimes Addisson in 1973 as a joking response to the Gnome Scouts.
  • A man claiming to be "Mormo incarnate" once filled up William Flintrock's car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station.
  • Adult circumcision is the most common form of Poobian physical ablation. Self-castration is a close second.
  • The Terminally Obese Children's Foundation was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni). The case remains unsolved.
Further Research

Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including:


In other dark corners of the Tub you may find Mushrooms, Three Blind Mice, and The Unseen Hand.

Caution: watch out for fallen stone!