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<div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Personage</div>''Persona Non Grata'': '''[[John P. Merriweather]]''' was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for [[Xenophon Aliokrate|Aliokrate]]. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to [[New York City]], where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded [[The League of Gnomes]]. <div style="background:#CCCCCC; text-align:center; font-weight:bold">Personage</div>''Persona Non Grata'': '''[[John P. Merriweather]]''' was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for [[Xenophon Aliokrate|Aliokrate]]. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to [[New York City]], where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded [[The League of Gnomes]].
-''Persona Non Grata'': Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, '''[[Elysius Dubord]]''' influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with [[Mormo]] and/or Molech Worship, [[Leauge of Gnomes|Gnomic]] hi-jinx and [[Freemason]]ic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word.+''Persona Non Grata'': Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, '''[[Elysius Dubord]]''' influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with [[Mormo]] and/or Molech Worship, [[League of Gnomes|Gnomic]] hi-jinx and [[Freemason]]ic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word.
<p align=right>''More on [[Richard Lancelyn Green|Green]], [[Creatine Panderbox|Panderbox]], [[Ryan O'Donnely|O'Donnely]], [[Dr. Peter Von Fondle|Fondle]]...</p> <p align=right>''More on [[Richard Lancelyn Green|Green]], [[Creatine Panderbox|Panderbox]], [[Ryan O'Donnely|O'Donnely]], [[Dr. Peter Von Fondle|Fondle]]...</p>

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Death Cults
Death Cults are eschatological religous groups whose belief systems stress the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements, i.e. death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type.

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Though Molech could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Sacrifice must hurt or it has no meaning to the community; the offering of a crippled beast or vegetables could summon supernatural ire.

This metaphysical system acts in a manner familiar to many speculators in the Capitalist Stock Market -– great risk, or sacrifice, yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example...

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Personage
Persona Non Grata: John P. Merriweather was raised in a strict Evangelical household where he spent a good deal of his time visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. After studying cartography at the University of Oklahoma, he went on to work for Aliokrate. By 1941 he quit the business and moved to New York City, where he fell in with a group of business men who operated in the shadowy corners of the shipping industry. Two years later he founded The League of Gnomes.

Persona Non Grata: Though he died alone in a shitty apartment in Ithaca, Elysius Dubord influenced a generation of occult writers seeeking to link the US Government with Mormo and/or Molech Worship, Gnomic hi-jinx and Freemasonic shenanigans. His books are considered classics in a field usually relegated to the curiosity bin or the New Age shelf. In fact, his works are weighty, even stolid. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord was on the ball and never wrote a blatantly incorrect word.

More on Green, Panderbox, O'Donnely, Fondle...
Quotes
While their agenda is unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve it.

-- Dubord speaking of the Anahinthan

Molech is a horrible beast, a soul-eater and a right bastard.

-- Adid writing on Molech in The Oral God

Picture

The totemic indicator of the Crack Stepper grade of the The League of Men with Fancy Gloves, on display at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C.
Desiderata
  • Merryweather is believed to have directed the plot to destroy Wee-Wee.
  • The Skillet Scouts were founded by Stimes Addisson in 1973 as a joking response to the Gnome Scouts.
  • A man claiming to be "Mormo incarnate" once filled up William Flintrock's car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station.
  • Adult circumcision is the most common form of Poobian physical ablation. Self-castration is a close second.
  • The Terminally Obese Children's Foundation was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni). The case remains unsolved.
Further Research

Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including:


In other dark corners of the Tub you may find Mushrooms, Three Blind Mice, and The Unseen Hand.

Caution: watch out for fallen stone!
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