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 Numerous religous groups express belief systems stressing the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements including death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type. The Republican Party, for example, and Christianity, in general... More about Death Cults, Ablation, Augury, Ritual Murder... |
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| Though Molech could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Great risk yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example... more»
A vaporic construct of immense historical importance, Mormo is the name by which the True God of Mormonism is known. A fierce devil-god, called variously the "Soul-Eater" or the "Eternal Coffin" he is said to reside in a mysterious 8th Heaven most Latter Day Saints are not even aware of... more» circa 1560: Paraclesus slowly pulled his charred nubs from the fiery blaze of burning books. His eschatological warp forever bent the Anahinthan. Though their motives remain unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve them... more» Recently, occult detectives have linked the Gnomes to an international kidnapping ring aimed at harvesting children for use in their rituals. Horrible stories of rape, murder, torture and imprisonment, though unsubstantiated, abound... more» See Also |
The Skillet Scouts were founded by Stimes Addisson in 1973 as a joking response to the Gnome Scouts. The Terminally Obese Children's Foundation was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp. A man claiming to be "Mormo incarnate" once filled up William Flintrock's car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station. Adult circumcision is the most common form of Poobian physical ablation. Self-castration is a close second. |
John P. Merriweather was raised in a strict Evangelical, visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. He died, nearly naked, frozen to the floor of his Aspen hunting lodge, wearing the Most Secret High Holy Undergarments of Mormo... more» After a flamboyant life, Richard Lancelyn Green was found garroted in his bed; the cord had been tightened with a wooden spoon. He had become increasingly paranoid in his last days, claiming he was being followed by a mysterious American. Although his death was later ruled a suicide, suspicions remain... more» Though he died alone in a shitty apartment, Elysius Dubord influenced a generation of occult writers. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord never wrote a blatantly incorrect word... more» See Also |
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Researchers of Death Cults may also be intersted in other such nefarious activities, including:
In other dark corners of the Tub you may find Mushrooms, Three Blind Mice, and The Unseen Hand. |
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