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-Danglin' off the mainland like a [[Ass|donkey]]'s cock, with the Keys slowly dribbling off into the Caribbean: Florida's no stranger to bad freakiness. An elaborate electronical modeling by Cal State showed that if [[27]] hitchhikers were scattered across the continent and set to randomly thumbing about the US, they'd all end up bouncin' through Florida in under 27 months flat. Sounds like a steamy load of horse shit to us, but who the hell wants to argue stats with Cal State? We've gotta admit, though, that circumstantial evidence points to many a poor soul lost in the Southern-most state. See, for example, the strange tale of [[Kevin Statham]]--where are you, mate? More tales abound in the [[Plastic Tub: About|Tub]], where we find interest in Florida as the home to:+Danglin' off the mainland like a [[Ass|donkey]]'s cock, with the Keys slowly dribbling off into the Caribbean: Florida's no stranger to bad freakiness. An elaborate electronical modeling by Caltech showed that if [[27]] hitchhikers were scattered across the continent and set to randomly thumbing {{Template:Places}}about the US, they'd all end up bouncin' through Florida in under 27 months flat. Sounds like a steamy load of horse shit to us, but who the hell wants to argue stats with Caltech? We've gotta admit, though, that circumstantial evidence points to many a poor soul lost in the Southern-most state. See, for example, the strange tale of [[Kevin Statham]]. More tales abound in the [[Plastic Tub: About|Tub]], where we find interest in Florida as the home to:
* [[Encephalitus City]], the vicious cross roads of [[Speed Ray]] and [[Chrystal Kelp]] * [[Encephalitus City]], the vicious cross roads of [[Speed Ray]] and [[Chrystal Kelp]]
* [[Tampa]], that seedy home of the seedier [[Harbor Club]] and the seediest of [[Mom Jokes]], not to mention that powder keg we coyly call [[The Second Advance]] * [[Tampa]], that seedy home of the seedier [[Harbor Club]] and the seediest of [[Mom Jokes]], not to mention that powder keg we coyly call [[The Second Advance]]
* [[Alpha Chimp]], which released the blazingly hot funk and spoken word of [[Johnny Cake]] * [[Alpha Chimp]], which released the blazingly hot funk and spoken word of [[Johnny Cake]]
-* [[Easton W. Wunderkidd]]'s plot, [[Sandra Day]]'s brains and [[Dr. Shitzby Bathworthy]]'s charred hide+* [[Easton W. Wunderkidd]]'s plot, [[Sandra Day|Sandra Day's]] brains and [[Dr. Shitzby Bathworthy|Dr. Shitzby Bathworthy's]] charred hide
* [[Geomachy]] incarnate, as she saddles the western rim of the Bermuda Triangle with a curdle of white sands * [[Geomachy]] incarnate, as she saddles the western rim of the Bermuda Triangle with a curdle of white sands
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* [[Bruce]] * [[Bruce]]
* [[Manatee]] * [[Manatee]]
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Danglin' off the mainland like a donkey's cock, with the Keys slowly dribbling off into the Caribbean: Florida's no stranger to bad freakiness. An elaborate electronical modeling by Caltech showed that if 27 hitchhikers were scattered across the continent and set to randomly thumbing

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about the US, they'd all end up bouncin' through Florida in under 27 months flat. Sounds like a steamy load of horse shit to us, but who the hell wants to argue stats with Caltech? We've gotta admit, though, that circumstantial evidence points to many a poor soul lost in the Southern-most state. See, for example, the strange tale of Kevin Statham. More tales abound in the Tub, where we find interest in Florida as the home to:

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