Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza

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-Annual [[Incidentalist]] Barbecue held since the late Sixties. Currently held every August, it attracts up to 500 visitors each year. [[Mazzistow Carrington]] edged out [[Verna Cable]] at last year's chili cook-off, though [[Steven Adkins]] is setting his sights....+[[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__
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 +'''A Way Outre'''
-The sack race, egg toss and pin the tail on the donkey are still popular activities, though since 1990 they've been held earlier in the day to combat the effects of drunkenness. +The [[Incidentalist]] Dead Flesh Bonanza was an annual barbecue ([[BBQ]]) held on the American continent starting in the late 1960's. Though the origin of the festival is obscure, it's contemporaneous manifestation served as an immediately adequate curative to the strife resulting from the [[3rd AA International Conference]]. Cookin' up the goods every last Saturday in August, it attracted up to 500 visitors each year. [[Abdullah (Bean Man) Alabudi]] edged out an unknown named [[Dill Herbert]] in the 2010 chili cook-off, but the competition was as hot as the chili.
-[[Stimes Addisson]] fell of a dock at the 1990 Bonanza and fractured his hip. The hip, though one of many ailments which plagued Addisson in his later years, never seemed to slow him down. "Make way for the gimp!" was his favorite expression when confronted with a queue, usually accompanied with [[a brandished cane]].+'''Counting Beans'''
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 +The sack race, [[egg]] toss and [[pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey]] were popular activities, though from 1990 they were held earlier in the day to combat the effects of drunkenness. [[Stimes Addisson]] tripped over a cowshoe at the 1970 Bonanza and fractured his hip. The hip, thoroughly shattered, was but one of many ailments which plagued Addisson in his later years. [[A brandished cane|Cane in tow]], "Make way for the gimp!" became the battle cry when confronted with a queue, usually accompanied by a grinning [[Cartwheels of Grace|cartwheel of grace]].
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 +'''Cooking With Fire'''
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 +The Bonanza was held in August 2004 in [[Tampa]] at the residence of early [[AARG]] sympathist [[Douglas Coyle]]. Current [[AA]] partisans [[Tim Wilson]], [[Steven Vogeler]], [[Krystine Monitzer]] and [[Steven Adkins]] attended the shin-dig with bells on -- literally. Shaped like crude [[dreidls]], these playful objects spun like the beards on a belly dancer, which is to say, counter-clockwise. The bells, in addition to warding off mosquitos, commemorated the creation of the golem as described in the [[Poobinomicon]] and added delightful jingle-jangling to the rough and tumble of the [[Three-Legged Race|three-legged race]] and the wheelbarrow. A [[watermelon]] weighing 13 pounds was ritually consumed.
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 +It was last held in 2013.
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 +== See Also ==
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 +*[[Mazzistow Carrington]]
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 +== Desiderata ==
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 +''Military doctors'' have long known that maggots do a good job of eating dead flesh on a live person.
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 +''Dead Flesh'' is [[Gnome]] slang for their intended victims
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A Way Outre

The Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza was an annual barbecue (BBQ) held on the American continent starting in the late 1960's. Though the origin of the festival is obscure, it's contemporaneous manifestation served as an immediately adequate curative to the strife resulting from the 3rd AA International Conference. Cookin' up the goods every last Saturday in August, it attracted up to 500 visitors each year. Abdullah (Bean Man) Alabudi edged out an unknown named Dill Herbert in the 2010 chili cook-off, but the competition was as hot as the chili.

Counting Beans

The sack race, egg toss and pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey were popular activities, though from 1990 they were held earlier in the day to combat the effects of drunkenness. Stimes Addisson tripped over a cowshoe at the 1970 Bonanza and fractured his hip. The hip, thoroughly shattered, was but one of many ailments which plagued Addisson in his later years. Cane in tow, "Make way for the gimp!" became the battle cry when confronted with a queue, usually accompanied by a grinning cartwheel of grace.

Cooking With Fire

The Bonanza was held in August 2004 in Tampa at the residence of early AARG sympathist Douglas Coyle. Current AA partisans Tim Wilson, Steven Vogeler, Krystine Monitzer and Steven Adkins attended the shin-dig with bells on -- literally. Shaped like crude dreidls, these playful objects spun like the beards on a belly dancer, which is to say, counter-clockwise. The bells, in addition to warding off mosquitos, commemorated the creation of the golem as described in the Poobinomicon and added delightful jingle-jangling to the rough and tumble of the three-legged race and the wheelbarrow. A watermelon weighing 13 pounds was ritually consumed.

It was last held in 2013.

See Also


Desiderata


Military doctors have long known that maggots do a good job of eating dead flesh on a live person.

Dead Flesh is Gnome slang for their intended victims