A brandished cane

From Plastic Tub

A brandished cane k. 1. A hard-on pulled from the air; the act of creating false vapors. 2. The outcome of a Stabbin' Hat initiative. 3. The hierarchical activation-metaphor used in the early 1990's as a Farm Blog substitution mechanism -- a complete literary failure, but surprisingly successful on DVD. 4. The instrument of severe discipline. [edit] See Also Mortification Run! The Worship of Dongs

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