Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza

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The Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza was an annual barbecue (BBQ) held on the American continent starting in the late 1960's. Though the origin of the festival is obscure, it's contemporaneous manifestation served as an immediately adequate curative to the strife resulting from the 3rd AA International Conference. Cookin' up the goods every last Saturday in August, it attracted up to 500 visitors each year. Abdullah (Bean Man) Alabudi edged out an unknown named Dill Herbert in the 2010 chili cook-off, but the competition was as hot as the chili.

Counting Beans

The sack race, egg toss and pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey were popular activities, though from 1990 they were held earlier in the day to combat the effects of drunkenness. Stimes Addisson tripped over a cowshoe at the 1970 Bonanza and fractured his hip. The hip, thoroughly shattered, was but one of many ailments which plagued Addisson in his later years. Cane in tow, "Make way for the gimp!" became the battle cry when confronted with a queue, usually accompanied by a grinning cartwheel of grace.

Cooking With Fire

The Bonanza was held in August 2004 in Tampa at the residence of early AARG sympathist Douglas Coyle. Current AA partisans Tim Wilson, Steven Vogeler, Krystine Monitzer and Steven Adkins attended the shin-dig with bells on -- literally. Shaped like crude dreidls, these playful objects spun like the beards on a belly dancer, which is to say, counter-clockwise. The bells, in addition to warding off mosquitos, commemorated the creation of the golem as described in the Poobinomicon and added delightful jingle-jangling to the rough and tumble of the three-legged race and the wheelbarrow. A watermelon weighing 13 pounds was ritually consumed.

It was last held in 2013.

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