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| - | Danglin' off the mainland like a [[Ass|donkey]]'s cock, with the Keys slowly dribbling off into the Caribbean: Florida's no stranger to bad freakiness. An elaborate electronical modeling by Cal State showed that if [[27]] hitchhikers were scattered across the continent and set to randomly thumbing about the US, they'd all end up bouncin' through Florida in under 27 months flat. Sounds like a steamy load of horse shit to us, but who the hell wants to argue stats with Cal State? We've gotta admit, though, that circumstantial evidence points to many a poor soul lost in the Southern-most state. See, for example, the strange tale of [[Kevin Statham]]--where are you, mate? More tales abound in the [[Plastic Tub: About|Tub]], where we find interest in Florida as the home to: | + | Danglin' off the mainland like a [[Ass|donkey]]'s cock, with the Keys slowly dribbling off into the Caribbean: Florida's no stranger to bad freakiness. An elaborate electronical modeling by Caltech showed that if [[27]] hitchhikers were scattered across the continent and set to randomly thumbing {{Template:Places}}about the US, they'd all end up bouncin' through Florida in under 27 months flat. Sounds like a steamy load of horse shit to us, but who the hell wants to argue stats with Caltech? We've gotta admit, though, that circumstantial evidence points to many a poor soul lost in the Southern-most state. See, for example, the strange tale of [[Kevin Statham]]. More tales abound in the [[Plastic Tub: About|Tub]], where we find interest in Florida as the home to: |
| * [[Encephalitus City]], the vicious cross roads of [[Speed Ray]] and [[Chrystal Kelp]] | * [[Encephalitus City]], the vicious cross roads of [[Speed Ray]] and [[Chrystal Kelp]] | ||
| * [[Tampa]], that seedy home of the seedier [[Harbor Club]] and the seediest of [[Mom Jokes]], not to mention that powder keg we coyly call [[The Second Advance]] | * [[Tampa]], that seedy home of the seedier [[Harbor Club]] and the seediest of [[Mom Jokes]], not to mention that powder keg we coyly call [[The Second Advance]] | ||
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| * [[Manatee]] | * [[Manatee]] | ||
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Danglin' off the mainland like a donkey's cock, with the Keys slowly dribbling off into the Caribbean: Florida's no stranger to bad freakiness. An elaborate electronical modeling by Caltech showed that if 27 hitchhikers were scattered across the continent and set to randomly thumbing
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