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 +[[Category:Groups]]__NOTOC__[[Image:Smith_mormo.jpg|right|90px]]There is a dissying array of groups discussed on the [[Plastic Tub: About|Tub]], ranging from the friendly to the nefarious to the obscure, each with a tangled weave of lost origins, shifting alliances, and splintering factions. How is one to make heads or tales of it all? This page presents a grossly over-simplified display of some of the more interesting and important groups presented on the Tub. Scholars cringe and tussle over the very notion of the black and white classifications and superficial histories that are presented here, so take this all with a grain of salt, and follow the links to jump into the wonderfully nuanced shades of grey, the dark subtrefuges, and the light-hearted ironies that fill the swirling waters of the Tub...
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-'''Death Cults'''+== AA & Spin-offs ==
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-</font>+The [[Creation Myths|origins]] of the [[Accidental Associationalist]] movement can be traced back the auspicious meeting between [[Stimso Adid]] and [[Stimes Addisson]]. Years later, the [[Third AA International Conference]] split the [[AA]] right between the As, as the movement splintered into competing factions, the [[Accidentalist]] and the [[Associationists]]. Other splinter and [[clamper]] groups soon formed, including, most notably, the militant [[Accidental Action]], the [[Accidental Associationalist Research Group]], the [[Association of Association]], and the [[3rd A]]. Despite the efforts of such protectionist organizations as the [[27 Viceroys]] and the [[Young Lords]], the whole thing slowly collapsed under its own weight. Eventually the [[Second Wave]] arose, in large part emerging from members of the [[Tampa]]-based [[Alpha Las Vegas]].
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- <td height="51" align="left" colspan="3" valign="top" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em;"><font size="2">[[Image:Smith_mormo.jpg|right|90px]]Numerous religous groups express belief systems stressing the cyclical nature of life as exposed by astrological and natural phenomena, with an emphasis on cessaristic elements including death, solar settings, winter, amputations, bloodletting, abortionism and many more truncations of the metaphorical type. The Republican Party, for example, and Christianity, in general...</font>+
-<p align="right"><small>''More about [[Death Cults]], [[Ablation]], [[Augury]], [[Ritual Murder]]...''</small></p>+One last particularly noteworthy spin-off is the [[Lads and Lassies of the Skillet]] formed in ? by [[?]], seemingly in response to similar developments by [[Gnomes]].
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-<!--Groups-->+A couple of publications of interest include the [[Reticent 27]] and the [[Lil' AA]].
- <td width="33%" height="313" align="left" valign="top" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em"><div align="center"; style="font-variant: small-caps"><font size="4" face="times">'''[[:Category:Groups|Groups]]'''</font></div><br>+
-<font size="2">Though '''Molech''' could be sated through the spilling of both animal and human blood, the hungry God seemed to prefer infants. Great risk yields greater returns. But there is also the slow steady approach of the tortoise. War, for example... [[Molech|more'''&#187;''']]+Places of interest include Mexico, a crossroads of interesting meetings and events; New Mexico, home to ? and ?; [[New York]], home to many involved parties; and [[Minneapolis]], [[Tampa]], and [[Garland, Texas]], home to latter-day [[AAers]].
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-A [[vapor]]ic construct of immense historical importance, '''Mormo''' is the name by which the True [[God]] of Mormonism is known. A fierce devil-god, called variously the "Soul-Eater" or the "Eternal Coffin" he is said to reside in a mysterious 8th Heaven most Latter Day Saints are not even aware of... [[Molech|more'''&#187;''']]+
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-circa 1560: Paraclesus slowly pulled his charred nubs from the fiery blaze of burning books. His eschatological warp forever bent the '''Anahinthan'''. Though their motives remain unclear, it is evident that they will stop at nothing to achieve them... [[Anahinthan|more'''&#187;''']]+
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-Recently, occult detectives have linked the '''Gnomes''' to an international kidnapping ring aimed at harvesting children for use in their rituals. Horrible stories of rape, murder, torture and imprisonment, though unsubstantiated, abound... [[League of Gnomes|more'''&#187;''']]+
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-See Also:+
-*[[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves]]+
-*[[Template:SecretSocieties|Other Groups]]+
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 +The origin of [[League of Gnomes]] is debated. Most point to [[John P. Merryweather]] as the founder, tracing this moment through to the creation of various related efforts including the [[Gnome Scouts]], the [[North American Cardboard Container Manufacturer's Association]], the [[Order of the Wrinkling Lid]], the [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]], etc. The real sticking point is the [[Unseen hand]] which has been various interpreted as some sort of [[counterfeiting gang]] set up as blackguards of the [[Gnomes]] or as an older, even more sinister group, that established the League of Gnomes for reasons that are unclear.
-<!--Desiderata-->+The other occult groups on the Tub can be loosely divided into [[Death Cults]] and [[Template:SecrectSocieties|Secret Societies]]. The distinction is arbitrary and a point of contention, for it is immediately clear that all contemporary death cults can be classified as secret societies and it is also immediately clear that many, many groups will utilize murder and maham as a means to an end. For the purposes of our discussion on this page of the Tub, death cults are more spefically those groups with a principal focus on death as a means of innvocation, while secret societies are those secretive organization that seem to steer clear of ritualized bloodshed, turning to murder primarily when it suits their political desires.
-<td width="33%" height="313" align="left" valign="top" style="border-top:none; border-left: 1px #C0C0C0 solid; border-bottom:none; border-right: 1px #C0C0C0 solid;"><div align="center"; style="font-variant: small-caps"><font size="4" face="times">'''[[Desiderata]]'''</font></div><br>+
-<font size="2">[[Image:Molech.jpg|thumb|center|"''Molech is a horrible beast, a soul-eater and a right bastard.''" -- [[Stimso Adid|Adid]] on [[Molech]] in ''The Oral God'']]+''[[Death Cults]]'' are groups fixed on the cyclical processes of nature, the turn of the seasons, the passing of birth, creation and [[death]]. [[Ritual murder]] is their forte and [[ablation]] is a part of thier dark processes. Contemporary death cults operate in dark [[alcoves]], hidden away from the naive public eye, like wolves praying on so many sheep. This makes it difficult to properly identify and classify such groups, but most would agree that death cults include the [[Anahinthan]], worshipers of [[Mormo]] and [[Mumu]], and, possibly, the [[League of Men with Fancy Gloves]] and the [[Priory of Goom]].
-''The [[Skillet Scouts]] were founded'' by [[Stimes Addisson]] in 1973 as a joking response to the [[Gnome Scouts]].+Secret Societies include the [[Choco Cult]], [[La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque]], [[La Ligue du Masque Cancereux]], the [[Second order of Sheiks and Friars (Middle East)]], the [[Society of Men with Secret Underwear]].
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-''The [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]]'' was investigated after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp.+
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-''A man claiming'' to be &quot;Mormo incarnate&quot; once filled up [[William Flintrock]]'s car with gasoline at a Tempe, Arizona service station.+
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-''Adult circumcision is the most common form'' of [[Poob]]ian physical [[ablation]]. Self-castration is a close second.+
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- <td width="33%" height="313" align="left" valign="top" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em"><div align="center"; style="font-variant: small-caps"><font size="4" face="times">'''[[:Category:Personages|Personages]]'''</font></div><br>+== Periferal Groups ==
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-<font size="2">'''John P. Merriweather''' was raised in a strict Evangelical, visiting tent revivals across the Bible Belt. He died, nearly naked, frozen to the floor of his Aspen hunting lodge, wearing the Most Secret High Holy Undergarments of [[Mormo]]... [[John P. Merriweather|more'''&#187;''']]+* Albert Kook Gang
-<center><hr width="80%"></hr></center>+* Alpha Los Alamos
-After a flamboyant life, '''Richard Lancelyn Green''' was found garroted in his bed; the cord had been tightened with a wooden spoon. He had become increasingly paranoid in his last days, claiming he was being followed by a mysterious American. Although his death was later ruled a suicide, suspicions remain... [[Richard Lancelyn Green|more'''&#187;''']]+* Sven and the Tingles
-<center><hr width="80%"></hr></center>+* Bureau of Surrealist Rearch
-Though he died alone in a shitty apartment, '''Elysius Dubord''' influenced a generation of occult writers. Although far from accepted, the best mythologists know that Dubord never wrote a blatantly incorrect word... [[Elysius Dubord|more'''&#187;''']]+* Cartwheels of Grace
-<center><hr width="80%"></hr></center>+* Lambda Land of Gar
-See Also:+* Lemon Bomb Pie
-*[[Dowd Morhart]]+* German School of Re-Design</font>
-*[[Ryan O'Donnely]]+
-*[[Creatine Panderbox]]+
-*[[Dr. Peter Von Fondle]]+
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-'''Further Research'''+== Further Research ==
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- <td colspan="3" height="86" align="center" valign="top" colspan="3" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em;"><font size="2">Researchers of Death Cults may also be interested in other such nefarious activities, including:+
-*[[Monstrous Science]], such as [[Hunimal]]s and [[Teratology]]+
-*[[Psy-ops]] maneuvers like [[Slander operation]]s perpetrated by [[Counterfeiting gang]]s+
-*Political intrigue -- The [[D.C. Pentagram]], [[Founding Fathers]], and [[Owl]]+
-*Religion -- [[Gnostic Materialism]], [[God]], and [[Procreation Myths]]<br>+
-In other [[Alcove|dark corners]] of the [[Plastic Tub:About|Tub]] you may find [[Mushrooms]], [[Three Blind Mice]], and [[Unseen hand|The Unseen Hand]].<br>+
-Caution: watch out for [[fallen stone]]!+
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Revision as of 22:50, 29 Jul 2005

There is a dissying array of groups discussed on the Tub, ranging from the friendly to the nefarious to the obscure, each with a tangled weave of lost origins, shifting alliances, and splintering factions. How is one to make heads or tales of it all? This page presents a grossly over-simplified display of some of the more interesting and important groups presented on the Tub. Scholars cringe and tussle over the very notion of the black and white classifications and superficial histories that are presented here, so take this all with a grain of salt, and follow the links to jump into the wonderfully nuanced shades of grey, the dark subtrefuges, and the light-hearted ironies that fill the swirling waters of the Tub...

AA & Spin-offs

The origins of the Accidental Associationalist movement can be traced back the auspicious meeting between Stimso Adid and Stimes Addisson. Years later, the Third AA International Conference split the AA right between the As, as the movement splintered into competing factions, the Accidentalist and the Associationists. Other splinter and clamper groups soon formed, including, most notably, the militant Accidental Action, the Accidental Associationalist Research Group, the Association of Association, and the 3rd A. Despite the efforts of such protectionist organizations as the 27 Viceroys and the Young Lords, the whole thing slowly collapsed under its own weight. Eventually the Second Wave arose, in large part emerging from members of the Tampa-based Alpha Las Vegas.

One last particularly noteworthy spin-off is the Lads and Lassies of the Skillet formed in ? by ?, seemingly in response to similar developments by Gnomes.

A couple of publications of interest include the Reticent 27 and the Lil' AA.

Places of interest include Mexico, a crossroads of interesting meetings and events; New Mexico, home to ? and ?; New York, home to many involved parties; and Minneapolis, Tampa, and Garland, Texas, home to latter-day AAers.

Occult

The origin of League of Gnomes is debated. Most point to John P. Merryweather as the founder, tracing this moment through to the creation of various related efforts including the Gnome Scouts, the North American Cardboard Container Manufacturer's Association, the Order of the Wrinkling Lid, the Terminally Obese Children's Foundation, etc. The real sticking point is the Unseen hand which has been various interpreted as some sort of counterfeiting gang set up as blackguards of the Gnomes or as an older, even more sinister group, that established the League of Gnomes for reasons that are unclear.

The other occult groups on the Tub can be loosely divided into Death Cults and Secret Societies. The distinction is arbitrary and a point of contention, for it is immediately clear that all contemporary death cults can be classified as secret societies and it is also immediately clear that many, many groups will utilize murder and maham as a means to an end. For the purposes of our discussion on this page of the Tub, death cults are more spefically those groups with a principal focus on death as a means of innvocation, while secret societies are those secretive organization that seem to steer clear of ritualized bloodshed, turning to murder primarily when it suits their political desires.

Death Cults are groups fixed on the cyclical processes of nature, the turn of the seasons, the passing of birth, creation and death. Ritual murder is their forte and ablation is a part of thier dark processes. Contemporary death cults operate in dark alcoves, hidden away from the naive public eye, like wolves praying on so many sheep. This makes it difficult to properly identify and classify such groups, but most would agree that death cults include the Anahinthan, worshipers of Mormo and Mumu, and, possibly, the League of Men with Fancy Gloves and the Priory of Goom.

Secret Societies include the Choco Cult, La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque, La Ligue du Masque Cancereux, the Second order of Sheiks and Friars (Middle East), the Society of Men with Secret Underwear.

Periferal Groups

  • Albert Kook Gang
  • Alpha Los Alamos
  • Sven and the Tingles
  • Bureau of Surrealist Rearch
  • Cartwheels of Grace
  • Lambda Land of Gar
  • Lemon Bomb Pie
  • German School of Re-Design

Further Research