Order of the Wrinkling Lid

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Known for their effortless stabbing, The Order of Wrinkling Lid cut what The Population calls a swath -- an incredible moment of carrying poob-shaped illustrations, easily mimicking danger, the motor of life speaking quietly when you heard that shit, that bitter snoop.

The mission of the Order -- according to intercepted internal propaganda -- is to foster an environment of suspicion and discord among left-wing occult revolutionaries; promote the consumerism; support fledgling capitalist economies; and most importantly, provide service to out-of-work mercenaries and arms dealers.

The exact membership and organization is unknown.

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External ocular and facial areas-signs, such as excessive forehead wrinkling, lid droop or squinting give clues to ocular problems.

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