Dr. Peter Von Fondle
From Plastic Tub
The illustriously vague and paedeophillic aeolist of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his pre-adolescent play "Pardon Me Priapus" a seedy tale of racial supremacy achieved by injesting a steady diet of pure "manmilk." His later acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary Red-Shoe Scare. Legendary for both his sadism and his peach pudding, Von Fondle was not much missed when he died, asphyxiated in an S&M orgy by a gagball too tight. Von Fondle was a founding member of the The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism and was a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright. Theorist of Quantum Ethics and disciple of Christopher Andrews Stephenson III. Known WorksSee Also |
DesiderataIn his early, pioneering years, Fondle terrorized his peers with an inventive stream of practical jokes. |
