Pardon Me Priapus

From Plastic Tub

Fascist manifesto thinly disguised as a coming of age story in play form. Notable for its phallic symbolism and large cast of blonde, curly-haired youths. Popular imagination has it financed by a so-called "Cryptic-Aeriopubucentic Cabal" (Janet Cayla-Brickford) with possible origins in La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque, but most responsible historians regard this as "hogwash" (Stephen J. Stephens). This Play was performed but few times, always in private, allegedly at the request of Richard Nixon in 1972.

It starred Maria Madrid Mantu and body-double Mona Sherbet in the leading role of "Dildoa" at various times during its on-again off-again run.

It was written by a precocious Peter Von Fondle at the age of seven under the loving tutelage of his Uncle Heinrich Stropp.