Creatine Panderbox
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| ''Born on April 16, 1930 in Manchester, England. Died on May 3, 1960 in [[San Luis Potosi]], Mexico. She does not arrive, she remains on the stoop, laden with surveillance gear. She receives a bag of mulch. She is a first-born flower.'' | ''Born on April 16, 1930 in Manchester, England. Died on May 3, 1960 in [[San Luis Potosi]], Mexico. She does not arrive, she remains on the stoop, laden with surveillance gear. She receives a bag of mulch. She is a first-born flower.'' | ||
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| Panderbox was photography editor of [[Reticent 27]] between 1955-57. She hung herself with a pair of [[pants]] from a dead tree, three months after it was discovered she had been feeding information on the personal lives of the [[AA]] circle to the [[The League of Gnomes]]. She had been seen earlier that afternoon with [[Ryan O'Donnely]], leading many to suspect foul play. | Panderbox was photography editor of [[Reticent 27]] between 1955-57. She hung herself with a pair of [[pants]] from a dead tree, three months after it was discovered she had been feeding information on the personal lives of the [[AA]] circle to the [[The League of Gnomes]]. She had been seen earlier that afternoon with [[Ryan O'Donnely]], leading many to suspect foul play. | ||
| - | An unattached [[ear]] was found below her left, dangling leg. It belongs to neither Panderbox nor Ryan. Though it remains unclaimed, its [http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1345942/posts unattached mate] was found in the streets of Panderbox's hometown of Manchester, England, near Strangeways Prison on February 18, 2005 -- nearly 45 years after her death. | + | An unattached [[ear]] was found below her left, dangling leg. It belongs to neither Panderbox nor Ryan. Though it remains unclaimed, its [http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1345942/posts unattached mate] was found in the streets of Panderbox's hometown of Manchester, England, near Strangeways Prison on [[AA Calendar#February|February]] 18, 2005 -- nearly 45 years after her death. |
| * On September 19, 1999, [[Pedro Marquez]] of San Luis Potosi, Mexico, (where Creatine Panderbox died) uttered, "If there were a place you could stand while holding your breath but while breathing you could by smirking almost" (see [[Contemporaries]]). | * On September 19, 1999, [[Pedro Marquez]] of San Luis Potosi, Mexico, (where Creatine Panderbox died) uttered, "If there were a place you could stand while holding your breath but while breathing you could by smirking almost" (see [[Contemporaries]]). | ||
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| ''Panderbox could swallow'' a whole bag of mixed nuts without resorting to even a spoonful of water. | ''Panderbox could swallow'' a whole bag of mixed nuts without resorting to even a spoonful of water. | ||
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| + | ''Panderbox perfected the arts'' of feigning [[Heavy drinking|drunkeness]] and great excitement. | ||
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| + | ''Panderbox could pull a string of pearls'' through her nose and back out her mouth, though she claimed it tickled "somethin' awful". | ||
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Born on April 16, 1930 in Manchester, England. Died on May 3, 1960 in San Luis Potosi, Mexico. She does not arrive, she remains on the stoop, laden with surveillance gear. She receives a bag of mulch. She is a first-born flower.
Panderbox was photography editor of Reticent 27 between 1955-57. She hung herself with a pair of pants from a dead tree, three months after it was discovered she had been feeding information on the personal lives of the AA circle to the The League of Gnomes. She had been seen earlier that afternoon with Ryan O'Donnely, leading many to suspect foul play. An unattached ear was found below her left, dangling leg. It belongs to neither Panderbox nor Ryan. Though it remains unclaimed, its unattached mate (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1345942/posts) was found in the streets of Panderbox's hometown of Manchester, England, near Strangeways Prison on February 18, 2005 -- nearly 45 years after her death.
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[edit] DesiderataPanderbox could swallow a whole bag of mixed nuts without resorting to even a spoonful of water. Panderbox perfected the arts of feigning drunkeness and great excitement. Panderbox could pull a string of pearls through her nose and back out her mouth, though she claimed it tickled "somethin' awful". |
