Dr. Peter Von Fondle

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-The illustriously vague and physiognomically paedeophillic purpotraitor of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his Pre-eminent play "[[Pardon Me Priapus]]"- a seedy tale of garden lore. His acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary red-shoe scare. +[[Category:Personages]]__NOTOC__
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 +{{Template:Doctors}}''Australian, 1932-1996. He arrives in a yellow school bus full of children and could not be coaxed out. He is a Care-Bear at half-mast. He recieves a skeleton latchkey.''
-Vond Fondle is founding member of the [[The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism]] and is a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright.+The illustriously vague and paedeophillic aeolist of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his pre-adolescent play "[[Pardon Me Priapus]]" a seedy tale of racial supremacy achieved by injesting a steady diet of pure "manmilk." His later acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary [[Red-Shoe Scare]]. Legendary for both his sadism and his peach pudding, Von Fondle was not much missed when he died, asphyxiated in an S&M orgy by a gagball too tight.
-Theorist of [[Quantum Ethics]].+Von Fondle was a founding member of the [[The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism]] and was a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright.
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 +Theorist of [[Quantum Ethics]] and disciple of [[Christopher Andrews Stephenson III]].
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 +== Known Works ==
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 +----
 +* [[Out By The Wood Shed: A Study in Puti-Core Reversalism]]
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 +== See Also==
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 +----
 +* [[Dr. Martin Savage Pickles]]
 +* [[Puti-Core]]
 +* [[Puti-Porn]]
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 +== Desiderata ==
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 +''In his early, pioneering years'', Fondle often terrorized his peers with an inventive stream of practical jokes.
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Australian, 1932-1996. He arrives in a yellow school bus full of children and could not be coaxed out. He is a Care-Bear at half-mast. He recieves a skeleton latchkey.

The illustriously vague and paedeophillic aeolist of pupil persuasion perhaps most famous for his pre-adolescent play "Pardon Me Priapus" a seedy tale of racial supremacy achieved by injesting a steady diet of pure "manmilk." His later acuity in historical sexual studies and his unholy enthusiasm for behavioralism strengthened his ability to co-erce false testimony in the now legendary Red-Shoe Scare. Legendary for both his sadism and his peach pudding, Von Fondle was not much missed when he died, asphyxiated in an S&M orgy by a gagball too tight.

Von Fondle was a founding member of the The International Council for Regressive Nonaterism and was a respected paleo-psychologist, author and playwright.

Theorist of Quantum Ethics and disciple of Christopher Andrews Stephenson III.

Known Works


See Also


Desiderata


In his early, pioneering years, Fondle often terrorized his peers with an inventive stream of practical jokes.