Dr. "Alamo" Jane Jenkins
From Plastic Tub
Jane couldn't hold her drink, but she could hold the secrets of Men -- and so she was known among the Persian emigres as a Flightly Monument To Truth, tortoise-like in her ability to withstand multiple rapes, drudging academic assignments and the occasional spot-quote in trendy NPR coverage of Middle East eventuaries.
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Alamo Jane is a tenured professor at the University of Boston, and is the world's leading authority on the Boston Massacre and pre-Revolutionary American gnosticism. Her book “Labyriths and Mirrors: Reflections on the Twisted History and Proper Usage of Myself” relates the history of the labyrinth to both the aforementioned tradition and event.
She and Art Doll were life-long platonic lovers after an all-too-brief yet infinitely passionate liason at the Fourth AA International Conference.
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After his death, Jenkins took to wearing Victorian bloomers when she went about town. This would have scarcely attracted attention if not for the fact that she wore nothing else.
