Monstrous Science

Extrapolation

"In the Associationalist milieu, monstrous science functions as a metaphor jilted aside from the defective effects of direct analogy, representing a belief in the intellectual capacity of man to understand and comprehend the universe. But it also represents the unfortunate tendency of these self-same “intellectuals” to clog understanding with the investigation of cock-n-balls, knee-deep speculations on "tight vaginas," endless and furrowing argumentation, fist-fighting over watering systems and the equal distribution of wealth. Like bearded ladies with pen-knives spearing half-formed thoughts, their neophyte literature flickers and wanes, casting shadows that appear like Minotaur by the hat-rack -- all the while beaming with a curiously understated joy, a step from biliousness and nearly all stripe."

"The study of such things naturally invites clamor --- and so it is that superlative examples of the scholarly type find themselves alone in this thick trench, cautiously gnawing the removing end of a pencil, papers askew, knowledge spread thick throughout the peat -- like a sealed envelope becoming bogs of vapor, big time, with no shit shorn."

Non-Canonical Text

For instance, when mankind pulls a glove from the very hand of the unmoving mover.

See Also

• Choco Cult
• Homunculi
• Michael Jackson

Desiderata

Though evidence is largely speculative, Pooban zealots often deride Goom as a product of monstrous science.