From Plastic Tub

While Goom is a mystery to most, to the few he is like socks -- daily pulled on to the bottoms our life, shielding us from shoes. And here, agreed by all in the know, we mean shoes as in "big-time living."

Starting from birth, all humans share much with Goom. He infuses the breath they draw, the pee and the poop they excise and the love they seem to draw, by virtue of thier helpless infant bodies, from the towering Googams that by elaborate paradox are in fact The Creators.

Goom is also a popular brand of Brazilian body wax.

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