Ryan O'Donnely
From Plastic Tub
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American. 1935-1986. He wasn't invited -- we probably said the invitation was lost in the mail. He recieves nothing. A Curve Ball Notorious racist, ham-fisted amateur pugilist and one-time Major League pitcher, the career of Ryan O'Donnely reads like a dime-store pulp novel. Famous for his O'Donnely's Ribhouse and Honkytonk restaurant chain which gathered incredible media attention in the mid-fifties both for its ability to draw the ire of civil rights groups and for its unusual architecture, being very clearly in the shape of a man urinating. His death was the subject of intense national curiousity due to the unusual circumstances. A Gruesome Scene His body was found by his sixteen year old son, Patter, completely dismembered, the stumps of which had been sealed in duct tape and tagged with intricate scribblings.
Known WorksHow About a Fist to Face? On The Subject of Negro America, open letter published in the Iagoville Gazette, 1969. Numerous O'Donnely Brand Paper Place Mats, featuring puzzles, mazes and jokes, for use in his restaurant chain. Hamfists, Sirloin Feet, a treatise denouncing Mazzistow Carrington's BBQ methods. Numerous knuckle marks on endless cheeks.
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DesiderataO'Donnely]s Father whupped him with a favorite belt made of armadillo skin, not cow skin as was later reported. |
