Ritual Murder
From Plastic Tub
Ritual Murder n. 1.) A murder beyond mere murder, intended to conjure psychic forces or manifest diabolic power for nefarious purpose, often political. 2.) Method of choosing by means of removal. 3.) The final -- unconsumated -- stage of the Massive Dinner Send-Back, as reported in the special Conspiracy Issue of Piebald Magazine.
Extrapolation
The most fantastic and notorious example of Ritual Murder is the mysterious case of Ryan O'Donnely. Though local Iagovillian police concluded there was no conspiracy involved, subsequent investigation by the newly-reformed Lads and Lassies of the Skillet student group concluded that "even the most reasonable man can see O'Donnely had amassed a wealth of enemies and nemesi, most particularly within the shadowy ranks The League of Gnomes."
The following is from the Lads and Lassies exhaustive report on the crime, as presented to the Associationalist Propaganda Exposium in 1988.
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