Human hand

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human hand util. 1. A tool-making object composed of five digits, attached to the ass-end of the human arm, usually present in a pair and not to be confused with God. 2. The mark of intelligent activity. 3. The mechanism of all neurological change, objectively speaking. 4. A masturbatory device. 5. The innards of a glove.

Usage

Hands

…his lower lip swollen beneath a twisted, bleeding nose; his eyes puffy and glazed, head nodding like a strung up balloon; his opponent, yelping with pleasure, fists leaping out…

  • eating
  • manipulating small objects
  • drawing
  • picking nose
  • etc.


Non-Canonical Text

A belly-whale whose head is fabricated of schoolyards and dirt-clods.

See Also


"The fist is a history of making. It's the lock on your --and don't forget it." - to , 1973.
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"The fist is a history of making. It's the lock on your eye--and don't forget it." - Flintrock to Trenchwheat, 1973.

Desiderata

The hand is also an archaic unit of measurement, and is currently used as the standard unit to measure the height of horses.


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