From Plastic Tub

Masturbation v. 1. Poetry. 2. Self-gratification as an aesthetic principle. 2. What I do when your wife's not available.


"Can ya take the desert? Thought ya could. Masturbation is somewhat of an affluent force on the dream network. The other night for example I saw a refrigerator full of bratwurst and beer in the bottle." -- Cappy Trowbridge, in an undated scribble on the back of a postcard to Nevid Kessar at his New Mexico cabin.

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Nationaler Masturbationstag (National Masturbation Day) pops up on May 30 in Plüntz, Austria.