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February
Stimso's Day is on Sunday, February 13th and Jorge Suarez was born and died on Valentine's day, the same day that Wee-Wee burned to the waterline.
March
Dates for March include: March 10, the day Crispus Attucks died; March 23, 1943, is the day that Beta Chimp founder Johnathan Eniad Corn took as his official B-day.
The second week of March found the Tingles on the charts with the record Tepid ... Her Pools.
In The Cutlet (1996) the First of March is, according to the sperm whale, "the speed of sound."
Although the date cannot be confirmed, Addison and Adid met "one day in the Spring of 1940," and many have assumed this was in March.
April
April finds Flintrock's birthday and A.W. Slippers' death day on April First. The Lil' AA first ran on April Fool's Day 1961!
Creatine Panderbox was born on April 16, 1930.
According to John Titor, we can celebrate, quite early, the doting obituary of Tim Wilson that will appear in the April 2083 issue of UN Literary Marvels.
The Blackbook was finished on April 14, The Bluebook begun on the 19th.
May
Reticent 27 dropped like an egg on an unsuspecting world in May, 1942. Eighteen years later, on May 3, 1960, Creatine Panderbox was found dead and dangling in San Luis Potosi, Mexico, hanging by pants above a severed human ear.
Meanwhile, Chinese astronomers were fiercely debating whether The Plastic Tub would cross 500 pages in May or June of 2005.
In May, 2003, Steven Adkins hiked the Pyrenées with William Flintrock.
June
A Dimestore Pulp was found behind a dumpster in a paper bag this month during the Second World War.
Easton W. Wunderkidd and Art Doll both died by the Atlantic in June of 1993.
"500 pages!?! Them boys need a job!" - Grandmothers everywhere upon learning that The Plastic Tub hit 500 pages last month.
July
July kicks off with the Dog Days, which are celebrated in AA circles with pranks and at times, fisticuffs. Heavy drinking is assumed.
