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| Danglin' off the mainland like a [[Ass|donkey]]'s cock, with the Keys slowly dribbling off into the Caribbean: Florida's no stranger to bad freakiness. An elaborate electronical modeling by Cal State showed that if [[27]] hitchhikers were scattered across the continent and set to randomly thumbing about the US, they'd all end up bouncin' through Florida in under 27 months flat. Sounds like a steamy load of horse shit to us, but who the hell wants to argue stats with Cal State? We've gotta admit, though, that circumstantial evidence points to many a poor soul lost in the Southern-most state. See, for example, the strange tale of [[Kevin Statham]]--where are you, mate? More tales abound in the [[Plastic Tub: About|Tub]], where we find interest in Florida as the home to: | Danglin' off the mainland like a [[Ass|donkey]]'s cock, with the Keys slowly dribbling off into the Caribbean: Florida's no stranger to bad freakiness. An elaborate electronical modeling by Cal State showed that if [[27]] hitchhikers were scattered across the continent and set to randomly thumbing about the US, they'd all end up bouncin' through Florida in under 27 months flat. Sounds like a steamy load of horse shit to us, but who the hell wants to argue stats with Cal State? We've gotta admit, though, that circumstantial evidence points to many a poor soul lost in the Southern-most state. See, for example, the strange tale of [[Kevin Statham]]--where are you, mate? More tales abound in the [[Plastic Tub: About|Tub]], where we find interest in Florida as the home to: | ||
| * [[Encephalitus City]], the vicious cross roads of [[Speed Ray]] and [[Chrystal Kelp]] | * [[Encephalitus City]], the vicious cross roads of [[Speed Ray]] and [[Chrystal Kelp]] | ||
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Danglin' off the mainland like a donkey's cock, with the Keys slowly dribbling off into the Caribbean: Florida's no stranger to bad freakiness. An elaborate electronical modeling by Cal State showed that if 27 hitchhikers were scattered across the continent and set to randomly thumbing about the US, they'd all end up bouncin' through Florida in under 27 months flat. Sounds like a steamy load of horse shit to us, but who the hell wants to argue stats with Cal State? We've gotta admit, though, that circumstantial evidence points to many a poor soul lost in the Southern-most state. See, for example, the strange tale of Kevin Statham--where are you, mate? More tales abound in the Tub, where we find interest in Florida as the home to:
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