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- | [[TerraWee]] briefly sported an elaborate labyrinth named Saturn. Its concentric rings of shrubbery circled a deep sinkhole, and [[Watchtowers]] orbited the outskirts. [[Art Doll]] pumped the [[sinkhole]] full of [[pancake]] batter, flash-fried the surface, and slathered it with gallons of butter.{{an|1}} Doll had intended to raise funds by selling off chunks of pancake at TerraWee's Solar Bakery, but an early winter storm turned his giant flapjack into an ice-skating rink. The unflappable Doll simply took it as support for his ''pancake interruptus'' theory. | + | [[TerraWee]] briefly sported an elaborate [[labyrinth named Saturn]]. {{Alembic}}Its concentric rings of shrubbery circled a deep sinkhole, and [[Watchtowers]] orbited the outskirts. [[Art Doll]] pumped the [[sinkhole]] full of [[pancake]] batter, flash-fried the surface, and slathered it with gallons of butter.{{an|1}} Doll had intended to raise funds by selling off chunks of pancake at TerraWee's Solar Bakery, but an early winter storm turned his giant flapjack into an ice-skating rink. The unflappable Doll simply took it as support for his ''pancake interruptus'' theory. |
Doll kept a well-worn copy of [[Dr. "Alamo" Jane Jenkins]]' labyrinth treatise{{an|2}} by his bedside. From the introduction: | Doll kept a well-worn copy of [[Dr. "Alamo" Jane Jenkins]]' labyrinth treatise{{an|2}} by his bedside. From the introduction: |
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labyrinth jlb 1. A unicursal path wound to a central turn-about. 2. A geomachynically-rendered purificator utilized in ritualized ablations of the soul. 3. A Greek Key fit with a lock.
[edit] Usage...toomed entanglements, walled, mine eyes bereft.. [edit] ExtrapolationTerraWee briefly sported an elaborate labyrinth named Saturn.
Doll kept a well-worn copy of Dr. "Alamo" Jane Jenkins' labyrinth treatise2 by his bedside. From the introduction:
It should be noted that Doll, unlike Jenkins, had no officially recognized off-spring,4 though he often refered to the astromical observatories in his watchtowers as "my babies". [edit] NotesNote 1: According to Doll, "Sinkholes are manifest evidence of Donut Earth, that thin crust collapsing to yield the hollowed innards. Why, it's only natural to fill such holes with batter. Only a damn fool would leave an unattended grotto laying about his land. That's just asking for a bunch of Gnomes to come make themselves at home." Of course, Art Doll also claimed to have found a fully-realized labyrinthodonut fossil (teeth and all) stuck amongst the garbage strewn bowels of the pit -- who are we (mere scientific laypersons) to argue that it was, in fact, a labyrinthodont? Note 2: Full title: “Labyriths and Mirrors: Reflections on the Twisted History and Proper Usage of Myself”; subtitle: “Note on Self”; genre: oddly, not autobiographical. We should note here that Jane and Art had a “brief encounter” at the Fourth AA International Conference, after which they maintained a life-long correspondence that “held a tender yet refreshingly Victorianesqe timbre of amour courtois” (Waingrip, 2005 -- both quotes). Jane cried when Art died. Her husband, however, did not. Note 3: The emphasis was Doll's. Ironically, this phrase was later spoken at his memorial. Note 4: We need not note that rumors, of course, abound. [edit] See Also |
[edit] DesiderataLabyrinth and labia share etymological roots, stemming back to a Latin word for "lip".
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