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| - | <td width="150px" valign="top"><font style="font-size: 90%; line-height: 12px">''Plastic Tub'' is a repository of lore and history regarding the [[Accidental Associationalist]] movement, its activities, major players and splinter movements. All of the information herein has been supplied by amateur historians and participants of the group. While every effort has been made to preserve the accuracy and integrity of the information, please bear in mind that the wiki format allows anyone to change and update entries. Thus we advise all researchers that while ''Plastic Tub'' is a good starting point for your work, it should not be considered an infallible authority on any subject. Every effort should be made to verify and cross-check information contained in this site. ''Plastic Tub'' is not responsible for any errors or omissions in this site or the effects these errors may have on your personal projects.</font> | + | <td colspan=4 width="150px" valign="top"><font style="font-size: 90%; line-height: 12px"><center>[[Plastic Tub:About|''Plastic Tub'']] is a repository of lore and history regarding the [[Accidental Associationalist]] movement, its activities, major players and splinter movements.<br><br></center></font> |
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| - | <td valign="top" align="center" style="font-size: 90%;">BROWSE: [[:Category:Extant Works|Extant Works]] | [[:Category:Feasts and High Days|Feasts and High Days]] | [[:Category:Glossary|Glossary]] | [[:Category:Groups|Groups]] | [[:Category:Personages|Personages]] | [[:Category:Publications|Publications]] | [[:Category:Ritual and Ceremony|Ritual and Ceremony]] | [[Alphabetical Index]] | [[AA Calendar]] | + | |
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| - | == AA CALENDAR == | + | |
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| - | [[Reticent 27]] dropped like an [[egg]] on an unsuspecting world in May, 1942. Eighteen years later, on May 3, 1960, [[Creatine Panderbox]] was found dead and dangling in [[San Luis Potosi]], Mexico, hanging by [[pants]] above a severed [[ape|human]] [[ear]]. More noted events on the AA Calendar include...[[AA Calendar|CONTINUED]] | + | |
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| - | == FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE TUB == | + | |
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| - | '''Lads and Lassies of the Skillet''' | + | |
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| - | Also known as Skillet Scouts. Children's group founded by [[Stimes Addisson]] in 1973 as a joking response to the [[Gnome Scouts]]. The organization, though never fully operational at the time of it's creation, was to focus on crime-solving and various outdoor activities. It has since enjoyed a resurgence among college students, environmental activists and amatuer sleuths. [[Lads and Lassies of the Skillet|CONTINUED]] | + | |
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| - | </td> | + | <td width="16%"><div align="center"><font size="2">[[:Category:Glossary|Glossary]] & Events</font></div></td> |
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| + | <font size="1">'''[[Pig]]s and Sex''' | ||
| - | ''Plastic Tub's'' | + | Raw mountain oysters smell remarkably like truffles. |
| - | [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles can best be navigated via the following sections: | + | Boars ejaculate a pint of semen during half-hour long orgasms. |
| - | '''Philosopher's Stone''': [[Accidental Associationalism]]. | + | A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''. |
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| + | '''{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}''': From the [[AA Calendar]]--{{Template:AACalendar/{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}}}} | ||
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| + | *[[:Category:Feasts and High Days|Feasts and High Days]] | ||
| + | *[[:Category:Ritual and Ceremony|Ritual and Ceremony]]</font> | ||
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| - | '''Anscelerium of Logos''': [[:Category:Glossary|Glossary]] of quotes, terms and totems. | + | <!--Groups--> |
| + | <td width="16%"align="left" valign="top" style="line-height: 12px;"><font size="1">[[Image:GloveFitting.jpg|center|120px]] | ||
| + | Easily the most understood of groups secreting themselves away from direct observation, [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves]] fashions itself after Minoan Craft Ritual, Fornication Timetables and late-style arithmetical pant-fashions -- at least in so much as the latter represents a conquering fashion, a being made of spaces between fingers five -- and in that failure is a layer of experience, as the Hand too removes sensation | ||
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| + | *[[Death Cult Broadside]]</font> | ||
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| - | '''Satalitinous Bodies''': [[:Category:Groups|Groups]]. | + | <!--Personage--> |
| + | <td width="16%" align="left" valign="top" style="line-height: 12px;"><font size="1">[[Image:Molech.jpg|center|120px]] | ||
| - | Browse '''The Tub's Hall of Faces''' by investigating pertinent Associationalist [[:Category:Personages|Personages]]. | + | In speaking of [[Molech]] one must be aware of the distinction between the general phenomena of Molechianism and the particular name itself as it refers to the Semitic manifestation. In Biblical Canaan, Molech -- or Moab, Ba’al – was worshipped as the Lord of Fire and God of War... |
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| + | *[[TestPortal2|Broadside]] | ||
| + | *[[Who We Are]] | ||
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| - | '''Temporal Touchstones''': [[Important Events]]. | + | <!--Publications--> |
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| - | '''AA Library''': [[:Category:Extant Works|Card catalogue]]. | + | [[Strafe!]] is an annual Publication collecting the Latest Essays of [[AA]] Stalwart [[Tim Wilson]] and his various contributors. Consists largely of essays concerning the burgeoning field of 3-D Game Theory and its relationship to Social Constructs of Beauty. |
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| + | *[[:Category:Extant Works|Extant Works]]</font> | ||
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| - | or, alternately, in a shotgun blast kind of way, [[Special:Allpages]] | + | <!--Closing--> |
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| + | ''All of the information herein has been supplied by amateur historians and participants of the group. While every effort has been made to preserve the accuracy and integrity of the information, please bear in mind that the wiki format allows anyone to change and update entries. Thus we advise all researchers that while Plastic Tub is a good starting point for your work, it should not be considered an infallible authority on any subject. Every effort should be made to verify and cross-check information contained in this site. Plastic Tub is not responsible for any errors or omissions in this site or the effects these errors may have on your personal projects.''</font> | ||
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 Easily the most understood of groups secreting themselves away from direct observation, The League of Men with Fancy Gloves fashions itself after Minoan Craft Ritual, Fornication Timetables and late-style arithmetical pant-fashions -- at least in so much as the latter represents a conquering fashion, a being made of spaces between fingers five -- and in that failure is a layer of experience, as the Hand too removes sensation See Also: |
 In speaking of Molech one must be aware of the distinction between the general phenomena of Molechianism and the particular name itself as it refers to the Semitic manifestation. In Biblical Canaan, Molech -- or Moab, Ba’al – was worshipped as the Lord of Fire and God of War... See Also: |
 Strafe! is an annual Publication collecting the Latest Essays of AA Stalwart Tim Wilson and his various contributors. Consists largely of essays concerning the burgeoning field of 3-D Game Theory and its relationship to Social Constructs of Beauty. See Also: |
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