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| - | [[Category:Glossary]]Senior [[Gnome Scouts]] are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of [[The League of Gnomes]] in their rituals. | + | [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
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| + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''mushroom''' ''n.'' '''1.''' An [[umbrella]] shaped fungus, variously delicious (with steak), poisonous, and/or hallucinogenic. '''2.''' To increase exponentially; to blossom or spin out of control. '''3.''' A mushroom shaped object, esp. a cloud. | ||
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| + | == Extrapolation == | ||
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| + | ''During the [[gavage]], Senior [[Gnome Scouts]] are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of [[The League of Gnomes]] in their rituals.'' -- [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord, Elysius]]. "Gnomes: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century". | ||
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| + | == See Also == | ||
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| + | * [[27th Viceroys]] | ||
| + | * [[Good luck]] | ||
| + | * [[Michael Jackson]] | ||
| + | * [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]] | ||
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| + | == Desiderata == | ||
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| + | ''One can make'' a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-[[head]]. The penis may also be dipped in [[ketsup]] and slapped on the forehead of a sleeping "comrade." | ||
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| + | ''The obverse side'' of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make [[Founding Fathers|George Washington's]] head resemble a mushroom. | ||
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| mushroom n. 1. An umbrella shaped fungus, variously delicious (with steak), poisonous, and/or hallucinogenic. 2. To increase exponentially; to blossom or spin out of control. 3. A mushroom shaped object, esp. a cloud.
[edit] ExtrapolationDuring the gavage, Senior Gnome Scouts are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of The League of Gnomes in their rituals. -- Dubord, Elysius. "Gnomes: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century". [edit] See Also |
[edit] DesiderataOne can make a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-head. The penis may also be dipped in ketsup and slapped on the forehead of a sleeping "comrade." The obverse side of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make George Washington's head resemble a mushroom. |
