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-Senior [[Gnome Scouts]] are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of [[The League of Gnomes]] in their rituals.+[[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__
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 +<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''mushroom''' ''n.'' '''1.''' An [[umbrella]] shaped fungus, variously delicious (with steak), poisonous, and/or hallucinogenic. '''2.''' To increase exponentially; to blossom or spin out of control. '''3.''' A mushroom shaped object, esp. a cloud.
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 +== Extrapolation ==
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 +''During the [[gavage]], Senior [[Gnome Scouts]] are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of [[The League of Gnomes]] in their rituals.'' -- [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord, Elysius]]. "Gnomes: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century".
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 +== See Also ==
 + 
 +----
 +* [[27th Viceroys]]
 +* [[Good luck]]
 +* [[Michael Jackson]]
 +* [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]]
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 +== Desiderata ==
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 +''One can make'' a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-[[head]]. The penis may also be dipped in [[ketsup]] and slapped on the forehead of a sleeping "comrade."
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 +''The obverse side'' of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make [[Founding Fathers|George Washington's]] head resemble a mushroom.
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mushroom n. 1. An umbrella shaped fungus, variously delicious (with steak), poisonous, and/or hallucinogenic. 2. To increase exponentially; to blossom or spin out of control. 3. A mushroom shaped object, esp. a cloud.

Extrapolation


During the gavage, Senior Gnome Scouts are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of The League of Gnomes in their rituals. -- Dubord, Elysius. "Gnomes: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century".

See Also


Desiderata


One can make a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-head. The penis may also be dipped in ketsup and slapped on the forehead of a sleeping "comrade."

The obverse side of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make George Washington's head resemble a mushroom.