Ablation
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| "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell... And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell... And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire…." -- Mark 9:43-48. ''King James Bible.'' | "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell... And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell... And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire…." -- Mark 9:43-48. ''King James Bible.'' | ||
| - | [[Incident]]s of autoamputation in nature trace an inverted bell-curve against intelligence. At the low end, insects, for example, will often eat a leg by [[accident]], and lizards will inadvertently shed a tail when startled. At the upper end, we find foxes chewing off their legs to escape [[Clamper Trap|traps]] and humans chipping off fingers from sheer ennui. But in the middle lies this fuzzy area where we willing plant our cocks -- ''if you can find it''. -- Clementine, Dapper. ''A Nature Lover's Guide to Loving in Nature.'' University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis. 1971. | + | "[[Incident]]s of autoamputation in nature trace an inverted bell-curve against intelligence. At the low end, insects, for example, will often eat a leg by [[accident]], and lizards will inadvertently shed a tail when startled. At the upper end, we find foxes chewing off their legs to escape [[Clamper Trap|traps]] and humans chipping off fingers from sheer ennui. But in the middle lies this fuzzy area where we willing plant our cocks -- ''if you can find it''". -- Clementine, Dapper. ''A Nature Lover's Guide to Loving in Nature.'' University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis. 1971. |
| "In the death of soldier or the starvation of a peasant, we rejoice -- for ''We Are One'', and the heroic [[Sacrifice|sacrifice]] of one reflects the heroism of all." -- ''Proclamation 13''. [[egg|Stalin]]. | "In the death of soldier or the starvation of a peasant, we rejoice -- for ''We Are One'', and the heroic [[Sacrifice|sacrifice]] of one reflects the heroism of all." -- ''Proclamation 13''. [[egg|Stalin]]. | ||
| - | The lucky Christian in heaven looks back upon death as the ablation of body from soul which purified the self. Likewise, the dead Gnostic may rejoice in the purity of pneuma gained through the sloughing of the flesh. Buddhists, on the other hand, view Nirvana as an absorption, wherein the self is lost or dissipated as the one becomes all. Likewise, [[Poob Bargain|marriage]] or nationalism may be seen as an absorption, wherein one’s identity is lost to a collective, while [[The Great Schism|divorce]] or desertion may be viewed as a type of ablation. -- a lecture from the annoying professor (what ''was'' her name?){{an|1}} | + | "The lucky Christian in heaven looks back upon death as the ablation of body from soul which purified the self. Likewise, the dead Gnostic may rejoice in the purity of pneuma gained through the sloughing of the flesh. Buddhists, on the other hand, view Nirvana as an absorption, wherein the self is lost or dissipated as the one becomes all. Likewise, [[Poob Bargain|marriage]] or nationalism may be seen as an absorption, wherein one’s identity is lost to a collective, while [[The Great Schism|divorce]] or desertion may be viewed as a type of ablation". -- a lecture from the annoying professor (what ''was'' her name?){{an|1}} |
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ablation a. 1. Surgical excisement/amputation of a body part or tissue mass for the purposes of purification and/or gnostic experience; autoamputation. 2. The removal or reduction of psychic material from the accomplished. 3. The dissipation of identity by means of analogy. 4. Sacrificing part of the self to save the whole. 5. euph. Suicide, self-immoliation, egocide.
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ExtrapolationExactly! Non Canonical Text"And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell... And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell... And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire…." -- Mark 9:43-48. King James Bible. "Incidents of autoamputation in nature trace an inverted bell-curve against intelligence. At the low end, insects, for example, will often eat a leg by accident, and lizards will inadvertently shed a tail when startled. At the upper end, we find foxes chewing off their legs to escape traps and humans chipping off fingers from sheer ennui. But in the middle lies this fuzzy area where we willing plant our cocks -- if you can find it". -- Clementine, Dapper. A Nature Lover's Guide to Loving in Nature. University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis. 1971. "In the death of soldier or the starvation of a peasant, we rejoice -- for We Are One, and the heroic sacrifice of one reflects the heroism of all." -- Proclamation 13. Stalin. "The lucky Christian in heaven looks back upon death as the ablation of body from soul which purified the self. Likewise, the dead Gnostic may rejoice in the purity of pneuma gained through the sloughing of the flesh. Buddhists, on the other hand, view Nirvana as an absorption, wherein the self is lost or dissipated as the one becomes all. Likewise, marriage or nationalism may be seen as an absorption, wherein one’s identity is lost to a collective, while divorce or desertion may be viewed as a type of ablation". -- a lecture from the annoying professor (what was her name?)1 See Also
NotesActivities related to ablation include:
Note 1: It was Dr. "Alamo" Jane Jenkins, of the University of Boston. And don't forget it. |
DesiderataAdult circumcision is the most common form of Poobian physical ablation. Self-castration is a close second. I like having a detachable penis. -- King Missle Kokopelli, a fertility deity and trickster god--usually depicted as a humpbacked flute player and who is worshipped by many Native American tribes in the Southwestern United States--is often depicted with an oversized phallus. According to Wikipedia, Ho-Chunk lore relates that "this penis is detachable, and he sometimes leaves it in a river in order to have sex with girls who bathe there." The Top Ten reasons to autoamputate, as culled from Letterman: 10. Cleave a toe to impress the ladies! 9. Lop off a trigger finger to avoid the draft! 8. Loosen your nuts to relieve those pesky pedophilic urges! 7. Eat your own legs to avoid starvation! Beat the cannibal at his own game! 6. Snip off your foreskin to improve the sensations! 5. Clip off an ear and go as Van Gogh for Halloween! 4. Prune a pinky to look like a Chinese gangster! 3. Wallop off your hands and join the Anahinthan! 2. Wack off your cock. It feels good. 1. Check that ego, young man.
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