Mushroom
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| - | [[Category:Glossary]]Senior [[Gnome Scouts]] are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of [[The League of Gnomes]] in their rituals. | + | [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
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| + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''mushroom''' ''n.'' '''1.''' An [[umbrella]] shaped fungus, variously delicious (with steak), poisonous, and/or hallucinogenic. | ||
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| + | == Extrapolation == | ||
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| + | ''Senior [[Gnome Scouts]] are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of [[The League of Gnomes]] in their rituals.'' -- [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord, Elysius]]. "Gnomes: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century". | ||
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| + | == See Also == | ||
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| + | * [[27th Viceroys]] | ||
| + | * [[Good luck]] | ||
| + | * [[Michael Jackson]] | ||
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| - | : One can make a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-head. | + | <font style="font-size: 90%"> |
| - | : The obverse side of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make [[Founding Fathers|George Washington's]] head resemble a mushroom. | + | ''One can make'' a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-[[head]]. The penis may also be dipped in [[ketsup]] and slapped on the forehead of a sleeping "comrade." |
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| + | ''The obverse side'' of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make [[Founding Fathers|George Washington's]] head resemble a mushroom. | ||
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Revision as of 04:47, 23 Sep 2005
mushroom n. 1. An umbrella shaped fungus, variously delicious (with steak), poisonous, and/or hallucinogenic.
ExtrapolationSenior Gnome Scouts are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of The League of Gnomes in their rituals. -- Dubord, Elysius. "Gnomes: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century". See Also |
DesiderataOne can make a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-head. The penis may also be dipped in ketsup and slapped on the forehead of a sleeping "comrade." The obverse side of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make George Washington's head resemble a mushroom. |
