Kumquat

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-[[Image:Kumquat_woop.jpg|thumb|left|Referred to by [[Art Doll]] as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.]][[Category:Glossary]]+[[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__
-'''kumquat''' ''re.'' '''1.''' An [[egg|egg-like]] fruit. '''2.''' A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. '''3.''' A migrant worker's daughter.+<table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0">
 +<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''kumquat''' ''re.'' '''1.''' An [[egg|egg-like]] fruit. '''2.''' A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. '''3.''' A migrant worker's daughter.
 +== Extrapolation ==
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 +[[Choco]] used the word in his infrequent insults, such as in the following: "Kumquat-assed bitch!" This came from a strip during a storyline which ran from July 16 and August 10, 1982. Unusually dark and brooding, we saw Choco undergo a series of defeats and moral setbacks that led him briefly to alcohol and abusive behavior towards women. Fortunately, series creator [[Jonathan Trenchwheat]] put a stop to this downward spiral and Choco again became the sober and gentlemanly figure which has become so beloved in many parts of the civilized world.
 +
 +== See Also ==
 +
 +----
 +* [[Nut]]
 +* [[Watermelon]]
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 +[[Image:Kumquat_woop.jpg|thumb|center|Referred to by [[Art Doll]] as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.]]
== Desiderata== == Desiderata==
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-:While young, [[Steven Vogeler|Steven Vogeler's]] brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady."+<font style="font-size: 90%">
 +''While young'', [[Steven Vogeler|Steven Vogeler's]] brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady."
 + 
 +''[[Wee-Wee]] was stocked'' with kumquats to ward off appendicitis.
-:[[Choco]] used the word in his infrequent insults, such as in the following: ''"Kumquat-assed bitch!"'' This came frome a strip during a storyline which ran from July 16 and August 10, 1982. Unusually dark and brooding, we saw Choco undergo a series of defeats and moral setbacks that led him briefly to alcohol and abusive behavior towards women. Fortunately, series creator [[Jonathan Trenchwheat]] put a stop to this downward spiral and Choco again became the sober and gentlemenly figure which has become so beloved in many parts of the civilized world.+''[[Pants McFadden]] could throw'' a kumquat 90 miles per hour .''
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kumquat re. 1. An egg-like fruit. 2. A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. 3. A migrant worker's daughter.

Extrapolation


Choco used the word in his infrequent insults, such as in the following: "Kumquat-assed bitch!" This came from a strip during a storyline which ran from July 16 and August 10, 1982. Unusually dark and brooding, we saw Choco undergo a series of defeats and moral setbacks that led him briefly to alcohol and abusive behavior towards women. Fortunately, series creator Jonathan Trenchwheat put a stop to this downward spiral and Choco again became the sober and gentlemanly figure which has become so beloved in many parts of the civilized world.

See Also


Referred to by  as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.
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Referred to by Art Doll as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.

Desiderata


While young, Steven Vogeler's brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady."

Wee-Wee was stocked with kumquats to ward off appendicitis.

Pants McFadden could throw a kumquat 90 miles per hour .