From Plastic Tub

pig n. 1. Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. 2. Yo mama.


"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist pig-out." –- an angry Addisson, clocking her majesty, 1955.

"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web.


Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A pig skin,1  for example, is tasty.

The AA totem pig was famously aped by Lord of the Flies.2  Gnome psy-ops cried, "This is doubtful!"

Non Canonical Text

Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run3  from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities.

Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs hotdogs is Greek.

See Also


Note 1:  Check.

Note 2:  Slang.

Note 3:  I hope that I don't have to interpret this remark for you.

Yo Mama.
Yo Mama.


Raw mountain oysters smell like truffles.

Boars ejaculate a pint of semen during half-hour long orgasms.

A boar with no testicles is called a barrow.