Cleo James Thurstunwell

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-''French, born 1942. He steps in a huge pile of dog shit, tracks it all over the place -- blames it on his manservant. We believe, if only because of his enormous face -- it's the size of a construction site, always smiling. Thus, he recieves twelve frowns to be parcelled out with lunatic ritual. He takes the form of Pinatubo.''+ <tr>
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 +''French, born 1942. He steps in a huge [[Dog Pile|pile of dog shit]], tracks it all over the place -- and blames it on his manservant. We believe because his enormous face -- like a meathook -- it's always smiling. Thus he recieves twelve frowns, parcelled out with lunatic ritual. He takes the form of Pinatubo.''
-Eisenhower-era Mystic and Heretic of European descent. Cleo James Thurstenwell's claims of Royalty were never accepted. Famous for prophetic and apocalyptic reinterpratations of TV Guid]. Disbarred from [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves]]. Excommunicated from the Holy Catholic Church. Fired from numerous teaching jobs. Spent time in prison for tax evasion for his part in the [[Nuremberg Cult Expo]] +'''Cold War Hot Chocalate'''
-Fiasco. He died barefoot to the navel, discredited and penniless.+ 
 +Eisenhower-era Mystic and Heretic of European descent. Cleo James Thurstunwell's claims of Royalty were never accepted. Famous for prophetic and apocalyptic reinterpratations of TV Guide. Disbarred from [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves]]. Excommunicated from the Holy Catholic Church. Fired from numerous teaching jobs.
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 +'''Last Call'''
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 +Spent time in prison for tax evasion for his part in the [[Nuremberg Cult Expo]] Fiasco. He died barefoot to the navel, discredited and penniless. His main claim to fame was his collection of exquisite silk hula dancer ties and his hard-hitting reports from Saigon during the Tet Offensive.
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 +== See Also ==
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 +* [[Crack Stepper Jack, the Untold Story Told]]
 +* [[Televy Gide]]
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 +''Infamously appropriated'' [[Mazzistow Carrington|Mazzistow Carrington's]] chili recipe to blue ribbon heights.
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 +''Cleo's brother'', Leo, was a founding member of a popular Civil War re-enactment society.
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 +''Cleo is'' often taken to be a famous psychic.
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French, born 1942. He steps in a huge pile of dog shit, tracks it all over the place -- and blames it on his manservant. We believe because his enormous face -- like a meathook -- it's always smiling. Thus he recieves twelve frowns, parcelled out with lunatic ritual. He takes the form of Pinatubo.

Cold War Hot Chocalate

Eisenhower-era Mystic and Heretic of European descent. Cleo James Thurstunwell's claims of Royalty were never accepted. Famous for prophetic and apocalyptic reinterpratations of TV Guide. Disbarred from The League of Men with Fancy Gloves. Excommunicated from the Holy Catholic Church. Fired from numerous teaching jobs.

Last Call

Spent time in prison for tax evasion for his part in the Nuremberg Cult Expo Fiasco. He died barefoot to the navel, discredited and penniless. His main claim to fame was his collection of exquisite silk hula dancer ties and his hard-hitting reports from Saigon during the Tet Offensive.

See Also


Desiderata


Infamously appropriated Mazzistow Carrington's chili recipe to blue ribbon heights.

Cleo's brother, Leo, was a founding member of a popular Civil War re-enactment society.

Cleo is often taken to be a famous psychic.