Cleo James Thurstunwell
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| ''French, born 1942. He steps in a huge pile of dog shit, tracks it all over the place -- and blames it on his manservant. We believe because his enormous face -- like a meathook -- it's always smiling. Thus he recieves twelve frowns, parcelled out with lunatic ritual. He takes the form of Pinatubo.'' | ''French, born 1942. He steps in a huge pile of dog shit, tracks it all over the place -- and blames it on his manservant. We believe because his enormous face -- like a meathook -- it's always smiling. Thus he recieves twelve frowns, parcelled out with lunatic ritual. He takes the form of Pinatubo.'' | ||
| - | Eisenhower-era Mystic and Heretic of European descent. Cleo James Thurstunwell's claims of Royalty were never accepted. Famous for prophetic and apocalyptic reinterpratations of TV Guide. Disbarred from [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves]]. Excommunicated from the Holy Catholic Church. Fired from numerous teaching jobs. Spent time in prison for tax evasion for his part in the [[Nuremberg Cult Expo]] Fiasco. He died barefoot to the navel, discredited and penniless. His main claim to fame was his collection of exquisite silk hula dancer ties and his hard-hitting reports from Saigon during the Tet Offensive. | + | '''Cold War Hot Chocalate''' |
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| + | Eisenhower-era Mystic and Heretic of European descent. Cleo James Thurstunwell's claims of Royalty were never accepted. Famous for prophetic and apocalyptic reinterpratations of TV Guide. Disbarred from [[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves]]. Excommunicated from the Holy Catholic Church. Fired from numerous teaching jobs. | ||
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| + | Spent time in prison for tax evasion for his part in the [[Nuremberg Cult Expo]] Fiasco. He died barefoot to the navel, discredited and penniless. His main claim to fame was his collection of exquisite silk hula dancer ties and his hard-hitting reports from Saigon during the Tet Offensive. | ||
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| * [[Crack Stepper Jack, the Untold Story Told]] | * [[Crack Stepper Jack, the Untold Story Told]] | ||
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| + | == Desiderata == | ||
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| + | ''Infamously appropriatted'' Mazzistow Carrington's chili recipe to blue ribbon heights. | ||
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| + | ''Cleo's brother'', Leo, was a founding member of one of the more popular Civil War re-enactment societies. | ||
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French, born 1942. He steps in a huge pile of dog shit, tracks it all over the place -- and blames it on his manservant. We believe because his enormous face -- like a meathook -- it's always smiling. Thus he recieves twelve frowns, parcelled out with lunatic ritual. He takes the form of Pinatubo. Cold War Hot Chocalate Eisenhower-era Mystic and Heretic of European descent. Cleo James Thurstunwell's claims of Royalty were never accepted. Famous for prophetic and apocalyptic reinterpratations of TV Guide. Disbarred from The League of Men with Fancy Gloves. Excommunicated from the Holy Catholic Church. Fired from numerous teaching jobs. Last Call Spent time in prison for tax evasion for his part in the Nuremberg Cult Expo Fiasco. He died barefoot to the navel, discredited and penniless. His main claim to fame was his collection of exquisite silk hula dancer ties and his hard-hitting reports from Saigon during the Tet Offensive. See Also |
DesiderataInfamously appropriatted Mazzistow Carrington's chili recipe to blue ribbon heights. Cleo's brother, Leo, was a founding member of one of the more popular Civil War re-enactment societies. |
