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| - | Post-humanously named group of hardly important artists from Garland Texas who throughout the late eighties and early nineties unknowingly engaged in civil unrest and sympathetic [[AA]] operations. Like [[Tampa]] Florida, Garland is home to an over-proportionate distribution of drug abusers and highly dextourous guitar slingers scanning all categories between speed-metal and death-jazz. . Few Garland artists find thier way out of the suburb, and those few who don't lose themselves in the ever increasing skinhead meth movement eventually work for one of the many computer motherboard manufacturing companys in the incredibly ugly industrial parks littering the flat and polluted landscape. It is also the home of several incredibly wealthy computer game creators who are often seen in the Land of Gar strutting thier stuff in gorgeous Hummers. | + | Posthumously-named group of decidedly unimportant artists from Garland, Texas who throughout the late 1980's and 90's unknowingly engaged in civil unrest and sympathetic [[AA]] operations. Like [[Tampa]] Florida, Garland is home to an over-proportionate distribution of drug abusers and dexterous guitar-slingers scanning all categories between speed-metal and death-jazz. Few Garland artists, however, find thier way out of the suburb, and those few who don't lose themselves in the increasing Skinhead meth-movement eventually employ themselves at one of the many motherboard manufacturing companyies who set up shop in the industrial parks littering the flat and polluted landscape. It is also the home of several wealthy computer game developers who are often seen strutting thier stuff in gorgeous Hummers. |
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| - | '''Desderita''' | + | Before [[Steven Vogeler]] solidified his concept of Karma, he spent hard time in the Garland County Jail for his unknowing participation in [[ritual shoplifting]]. |
| + | Although patently false, many citizens believe the guy who invented astro-turf lived in Garland. | ||
| - | Before [[Steven Vogeler]] formulated his ideas on karma and petty theft he spent several times in the Garland jail for his unknowingly participation in the [[shoplifting ritual]]. | + | On thier way to the first [[Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza]] barbecue in south Texas, [[Stimso Addid]]'s had his first date with metha-amphetamine, self-administered in a Garland Exxon bathroom while [[Mazzistow Carrington]]'s rented automobile was being repaired. |
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| - | Although untrue most people from Garland still belive that the guy who invented astro-turf lived in Garland. | + | |
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| - | [[Stimso Addid]]'s first date with metha-amphetamine was administered in a Garland Exxon bathroom while he and [[Mazzistow Carrington]]'s rented automobile was being repaired on thier way to the first [[Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza]] barbecue in south Texas. | + | |
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| - | Historians believe that [[Tim Wilson]]'s arrival to Garland ended the most important era of the [[AA]] | + | |
Revision as of 06:39, 17 Aug 2004
Posthumously-named group of decidedly unimportant artists from Garland, Texas who throughout the late 1980's and 90's unknowingly engaged in civil unrest and sympathetic AA operations. Like Tampa Florida, Garland is home to an over-proportionate distribution of drug abusers and dexterous guitar-slingers scanning all categories between speed-metal and death-jazz. Few Garland artists, however, find thier way out of the suburb, and those few who don't lose themselves in the increasing Skinhead meth-movement eventually employ themselves at one of the many motherboard manufacturing companyies who set up shop in the industrial parks littering the flat and polluted landscape. It is also the home of several wealthy computer game developers who are often seen strutting thier stuff in gorgeous Hummers.
Desderata
Before Steven Vogeler solidified his concept of Karma, he spent hard time in the Garland County Jail for his unknowing participation in ritual shoplifting.
Although patently false, many citizens believe the guy who invented astro-turf lived in Garland.
On thier way to the first Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza barbecue in south Texas, Stimso Addid's had his first date with metha-amphetamine, self-administered in a Garland Exxon bathroom while Mazzistow Carrington's rented automobile was being repaired.
