Nut

nut tst. 1. A fecund morsel with protective casing, esp. a testicle, human head, shelled seed, or, metaphorically, a mystery. 2. One who exists in a rarefied state of vapor-free existence, clamp-proofed and impervious to poobs; an insane or holy person. 3. (p.n.) In Egyptian mythology Nut (Nuit) is the mother of all the gods and is also referred to as the stretched-out firmament; a sky goddess. 4. Third sign on the O'Donnely Zodiac Placemats. 5. That which is wrapped in a veil.

Extrapolation

The nut is an often misinterpreted symbol that betrays its tiny size with extreme longevity. Its symbology is easy to understand but the auto-genesisis of its kind is an unforgetable relic of the deep past when Molech and Mormo stood side by side at the birth of Gog from the ribside of Magog. Many of today's coming of age ceremonies, most notably the winter nut (blue balls) belong to both Molechian and Mormonian pantheons.

Many occult detectives (Shamus and Flanders, The M.O.I U , BansheeSlaya76 etc...) agree that the evidence reveals that it was Jack Parsons who convinced Choco to add nuts and thus drive a nation crazy.

Usage

"That Kook's a real nut. He just toyed with the Red Coats, slipping through their grasp like an invisible mist."

-- posted to the now defunct www.kook-o-phile.com in December of 2004.

"... while baking, be sure to glaze the mountain oysters frequently and liberally with the peanut/cider vinegar sauce...."

-- Unknown Author (Mazzistow Carrington, ed.). The Dallas Dumpling. May, 1979.

"The AA'ers are one tough nut to crack."

-- Field Agent Smedley Wissock. Internal Report 27a, 1967: The AA and Satelllite Organs, Threat Factors and Subversive Tendencies. October 4, 1968. FBI.

See Also

• Chugalug
• Maria Madrid Mantu
• Opened Head
• Unopened Head

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Awww Nuts!

Goat nuts are even more prodigious than those of a boar, capable of producing literally gallons of semen each day." -- C.J. Scroggins. Confessions of a Buggerer. Daylight Press. 1971.

Mythopoeically speaking, the nut is considered a close associate of the egg.