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| - | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''mushroom''' ''n.'' '''1.''' An [[umbrella]] shaped fungus, variously delicious (with steak), poisonous, and/or hallucinogenic. | + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''mushroom''' ''n.'' '''1.''' An [[umbrella]] shaped fungus, variously delicious (with steak), poisonous, and/or hallucinogenic. '''2.''' To increase exponentially; to blossom or spin out of control. '''3.''' A mushroom shaped object, esp. a cloud. |
| == Extrapolation == | == Extrapolation == | ||
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| - | ''Senior [[Gnome Scouts]] are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of [[The League of Gnomes]] in their rituals.'' -- [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord, Elysius]]. "Gnomes: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century". | + | ''During the [[gavage]], Senior [[Gnome Scouts]] are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of [[The League of Gnomes]] in their rituals.'' -- [[Elysius Dubord|Dubord, Elysius]]. "Gnomes: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century". |
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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| * [[Michael Jackson]] | * [[Michael Jackson]] | ||
| + | * [[Terminally Obese Children's Foundation]] | ||
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mushroom n. 1. An umbrella shaped fungus, variously delicious (with steak), poisonous, and/or hallucinogenic. 2. To increase exponentially; to blossom or spin out of control. 3. A mushroom shaped object, esp. a cloud.
ExtrapolationDuring the gavage, Senior Gnome Scouts are fed nothing but mushrooms for a month in preparation for their final initiation. Their young bodies are said to sprout a fungus which is then eaten by members of The League of Gnomes in their rituals. -- Dubord, Elysius. "Gnomes: A Brief History of the Twentieth Century". See Also |
DesiderataOne can make a "mushroom marking" on skin by the forceful indention of a penis-head. The penis may also be dipped in ketsup and slapped on the forehead of a sleeping "comrade." The obverse side of the American one-dollar bill can be folded in such a way as to make George Washington's head resemble a mushroom. |
