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| - | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''autoamputation''' ''vt.'' '''1.''' The removal of one's own bodily extremities. '''2.''' Sacrificing part of the self to save the whole. '''3.''' In the [[Gnostic Materialism]] parlance, suicide. | + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''ablation''' ''a.'' '''1.''' Surgical excisement/amputation of a body part or tissue mass for the purposes of purification and/or gnostic experience; autoamputation. '''2.''' The removal or reduction of psychic material from ''the accomplished.'' '''3.''' The dissipation of identity by means of analogy. '''4.''' Sacrificing part of the self to save the whole. '''5.''' In the [[Gnostic Materialism]] parlance, suicide. |
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| == Usage == | == Usage == | ||
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| - | "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched." | + | :"then throws his stump into the upper window |
| - | : -- Mark 9:43-48. ''King James Bible.'' | + | :it lands upright" -- [[Hot Night of The Universe]] |
| == Extrapolation == | == Extrapolation == | ||
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| - | [[Incident]]s of autoamputation in nature trace an inverted bell-curve against intellegence. At the low end, insects will, for example, often chew off a leg by [[accident]], and lizards will inadvertently shed a tail when startled. At the upper end, we find foxes chewing off their legs to escape [[Clamper Trap|traps]] and humans chipping off fingers from sheer enui. But in the middle lies this fuzzy area where we willing insert our cocks -- ''if you can find it''. | + | "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell... And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell... And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire…." |
| + | : -- Mark 9:43-48. ''King James Bible.'' | ||
| + | [[Incident]]s of autoamputation in nature trace an inverted bell-curve against intelligence. At the low end, insects, for example, will often eat a leg by [[accident]], and lizards will inadvertently shed a tail when startled. At the upper end, we find foxes chewing off their legs to escape [[Clamper Trap|traps]] and humans chipping off fingers from sheer ennui. But in the middle lies this fuzzy area where we willing insert our cocks -- ''if you can find it''. | ||
| : -- Clementine, Dapper. ''A Nature Lovers Guide to Loving in Nature.'' University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis. 1971. | : -- Clementine, Dapper. ''A Nature Lovers Guide to Loving in Nature.'' University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis. 1971. | ||
| - | '''Why Autoamputate?''' | + | "In the death of soldier or the starvation of a peasant, we rejoice -- for ''We Are One'', and the heroic sacrifice of one reflects the heroism of all." |
| - | # ''Times of Duress''. Like when your foot is stuck under a tree and must be removed so you can crawl to safety. | + | |
| - | # ''Impress the Ladies''. Nothing says I love you like cleaving a toe. | + | |
| - | # ''Join a Gang''. The Chinese Mafia takes pinkies and the [[Anahinthan]] take hands. I know which I'd choose. | + | |
| - | # ''Gotta Eat Somethin'''-- ask Steven King 'bout this one ;) | + | |
| - | # ''Improve Your Looks''. What's the ugliest part of your body? | + | |
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| - | : -- page 2 of a [[Framer]] anti-[[The League of Men with Fancy Gloves|League of Men with Fancy Gloves]] pamphlet. | + | |
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| - | "In the death of soldier or the starvation of a peasant we rejoice -- for in the heroic sacrifices of others, we see the hero we may yet become." | + | |
| : -- ''Proclamation 13''. [[egg|Stalin]]. | : -- ''Proclamation 13''. [[egg|Stalin]]. | ||
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| - | * [http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=24174 Alice in Wonderland Syndrome]] | + | * [http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=24174 Alice in Wonderland Syndrome] |
| - | * [http://literature.sdsu.edu/2005/spring/301/amputationpsyche.pdf Body Integrety Identity Disorder] | + | * [http://literature.sdsu.edu/2005/spring/301/amputationpsyche.pdf Body Integrity Identity Disorder] |
| + | * [[Mad Work]] | ||
| + | * [[Moist Air]] | ||
| * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal Penis Removal] | * [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal Penis Removal] | ||
| * [[The Worship of Dongs]] | * [[The Worship of Dongs]] | ||
| * [[The Worship of Tits]] | * [[The Worship of Tits]] | ||
| + | * [[Vapor]] | ||
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| - | ''Adult circumsion'' is the most common form of autoamputation. Self-castration is a close second. | + | ''Adult circumcision'' is the most common form of [[Poob]]ian physical ablation. Self-castration is a close second. |
| - | ''Contrary to outmoded psychological thinking'' autoamputation is rarely motivated by sexual gratification. Especially in cases of self-castration. | + | ''Contrary to outmoded psychological thinking,'' autoamputation is rarely motivated by sexual gratification. |
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Revision as of 16:18, 14 May 2005
ablation a. 1. Surgical excisement/amputation of a body part or tissue mass for the purposes of purification and/or gnostic experience; autoamputation. 2. The removal or reduction of psychic material from the accomplished. 3. The dissipation of identity by means of analogy. 4. Sacrificing part of the self to save the whole. 5. In the Gnostic Materialism parlance, suicide.
Usage
ExtrapolationExactly! Non Canonical Text"And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell... And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell... And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire…."
Incidents of autoamputation in nature trace an inverted bell-curve against intelligence. At the low end, insects, for example, will often eat a leg by accident, and lizards will inadvertently shed a tail when startled. At the upper end, we find foxes chewing off their legs to escape traps and humans chipping off fingers from sheer ennui. But in the middle lies this fuzzy area where we willing insert our cocks -- if you can find it.
"In the death of soldier or the starvation of a peasant, we rejoice -- for We Are One, and the heroic sacrifice of one reflects the heroism of all."
See Also
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DesiderataAdult circumcision is the most common form of Poobian physical ablation. Self-castration is a close second. Contrary to outmoded psychological thinking, autoamputation is rarely motivated by sexual gratification. |
