Pancake
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| - | [[Category:Glossary]]'''pancake''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A work of art. '''2.''' A gift from an alien. '''3.''' The end result of a recipe, a scientific investigation or an alchemical operation. '''4.''' [[Accidentalist]] totem animal, thought to have been inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebionites Ebionite] Gospel of Matthew, wherein a single Greek letter is swapped, transforming locusts into pancakes. '''5. ''' A breakfast meal often eaten late at night. '''6.''' Inspiration. | + | [[Category:Glossary]]'''pancake, flapjack(s), wheatcake ''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A work of art. '''2.''' A gift from an alien. '''3.''' The end result of a recipe, a scientific investigation or an alchemical operation. '''4.''' [[Accidentalist]] totem animal, thought to have been inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebionites Ebionite] Gospel of Matthew, wherein a single Greek letter is swapped, transforming locusts into pancakes. '''5. ''' A breakfast meal often eaten late at night. '''6.''' Inspiration. |
| == Further Extrapolation == | == Further Extrapolation == | ||
Revision as of 12:45, 4 Feb 2005
pancake, flapjack(s), wheatcake n. 1. A work of art. 2. A gift from an alien. 3. The end result of a recipe, a scientific investigation or an alchemical operation. 4. Accidentalist totem animal, thought to have been inspired by the Ebionite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebionites) Gospel of Matthew, wherein a single Greek letter is swapped, transforming locusts into pancakes. 5. A breakfast meal often eaten late at night. 6. Inspiration.
Further Extrapolation
In an interview with Playboy magazine, Flintrock said: "I don't care if you call 'em pancakes, batter cakes, a pile of blankets, some brown bucks, or a fucking crepe I'll eat 'em. Even if you call 'em flapjacks, flats, fried mush, a gandy or a griddlecake, goddam, you can even call 'em a hot cake or a jonnycake, a manhole cover, tire patches, or wheat cakes -- I'll punch 'em, fuck 'em, eat 'em and shit 'em out. And then I'll eat 'em again."
On this note, Flintrock was notorious for boasting about the size of his "stack." Most assumed he referred to his penis, or perhaps his overt musculature, though he usually meant his "tower of power" -- again using a euphemism, possibly confused with his cock, but most definitely referring to the sheer hulking presence of his breakfast.
Usage
"Mmmm, good pancakes." - Alexandre Dacusse, to Jonathan Trenchwheat, 1966
