Dr. Joseph Peter Whiteman
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| - | Hatefilled Lovespreader Dr. Joseph Peter Whiteman (East Dallas Presbyterian minister) was a vehemenent crusader against just about everything progressive. Improperly touched as a young child by an estranged uncle, Dr. Whiteman would see Satan's Dirty finger everywhere. After succesfully closing several East Dallas bars popular for prostitution, He would soon set his sights on Pornographers and Drug Addicts. He knew nothing of the theory of [[Poob Culture]] but he hated it just because of the way it sounded. His reckless arrogance destroyed lots of lives. | + | Hate-filled "love-spreader" Dr. Joseph Peter Whiteman (East Dallas Presbyterian minister) was a vehemenent crusader against just about everything. Improperly touched as a young child by an estranged uncle, Dr. Whiteman saw [[Satan's Dirty Finger]] everywhere. After succesfully closing several East Dallas bars popular for prostitution, he set his sights on Pornographers and Drug Addicts. He knew nothing of the theory of [[Poob Culture]], but he hated it because of the way it sounded. His reckless arrogance destroyed lots of lives. |
| Famous for his lengthy interview with fiery Texas journalist [[Roscoe Redfern]] in which he denounced [[Mazzistow Carrington]] as "a degenerate nigra" yet still praised his accuracy with a pistol. He added, "....and, as much as I hate to say it, his chicken dumplings are the best I've ever had. We'd had lunch you see, to 'discuss things'...." | Famous for his lengthy interview with fiery Texas journalist [[Roscoe Redfern]] in which he denounced [[Mazzistow Carrington]] as "a degenerate nigra" yet still praised his accuracy with a pistol. He added, "....and, as much as I hate to say it, his chicken dumplings are the best I've ever had. We'd had lunch you see, to 'discuss things'...." | ||
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| + | == See Also == | ||
| + | *[[Incidentalist Dead Flesh Bonanza]] | ||
| + | *[[Poob]] | ||
Revision as of 16:58, 20 Mar 2005
Hate-filled "love-spreader" Dr. Joseph Peter Whiteman (East Dallas Presbyterian minister) was a vehemenent crusader against just about everything. Improperly touched as a young child by an estranged uncle, Dr. Whiteman saw Satan's Dirty Finger everywhere. After succesfully closing several East Dallas bars popular for prostitution, he set his sights on Pornographers and Drug Addicts. He knew nothing of the theory of Poob Culture, but he hated it because of the way it sounded. His reckless arrogance destroyed lots of lives.
Famous for his lengthy interview with fiery Texas journalist Roscoe Redfern in which he denounced Mazzistow Carrington as "a degenerate nigra" yet still praised his accuracy with a pistol. He added, "....and, as much as I hate to say it, his chicken dumplings are the best I've ever had. We'd had lunch you see, to 'discuss things'...."
