Life Alphabetically

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-	[[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]	+	[[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand [[Lucas Briand]] as "a contemporary example of Accidentalism's stark moral code." ''(A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)''
-	== from Life Alphabetically ==	+	== Life Alphabetically ==
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-	''We Value:''	+	''We Value:''
-	1. A strong right hand	+	# A strong right hand
-	2. Fearsome cutlets	+	# Fearsome cutlets
-	3. An enormous black Lilly	+	# An enormous black Lilly
-	4. Some ass: old lag sign	+	# Some ass: old lag sign
-	5. A feasible demeanor	+	# A feasible demeanor
-	6. No count piss-coon verbs:	+	# No count piss-coon verbs:
-	7. Aren't you the lucky one	+	# Aren't you the lucky one
-	8. Simultaneous navigators	+	# Simultaneous navigators
-	9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo	+	# Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
-	10. An enormous Love	+	# An enormous Love
-	11. The indescribability of nothing	+	# The indescribability of nothing
-	12. Cool pants, man	+	# Cool pants, man
-	13. Green, therefore, immutable	+	# Green, therefore, immutable
-	14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction	+	# The need for steadfast self-contradiction
-	15. The Dialectic of Humor	+	# The Dialectic of Humor
-	16. No doubt there is idiocy in me	+	# No doubt there is idiocy in me
-	17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia	+	# Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
-	18. Dolphins are our friends	+	# Dolphins are our friends
-	19. Continuous adventure	+	# Continuous adventure
-	20. Hands free	+	# Hands free
-	21. Hand held open	+	# Hand held open
-	22. Simultaneous tongue	+	# Simultaneous tongue
-	23. The necessity of added tongs	+	# The necessity of added tongs
-	25. V	+	# V
-	26. The penultimate more intriguing	+	# The penultimate more intriguing
-	27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure	+	# By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
-	28. Revel in Redundancy	+	# Revel in Redundancy
-	29. You are always, primarily, a jackass	+	# You are always, primarily, a jackass
-	30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness	+	# The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness
	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
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-	[[Life Numerically]]	+	* [[Accidentalism]]
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		+	* [[Life Numerically]]

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Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by William Flintrock. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand Lucas Briand as "a contemporary example of Accidentalism's stark moral code." (A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)

Life Alphabetically

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We Value:

1. A strong right hand
2. Fearsome cutlets
3. An enormous black Lilly
4. Some ass: old lag sign
5. A feasible demeanor
6. No count piss-coon verbs:
7. Aren't you the lucky one
8. Simultaneous navigators
9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
10. An enormous Love
11. The indescribability of nothing
12. Cool pants, man
13. Green, therefore, immutable
14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction
15. The Dialectic of Humor
16. No doubt there is idiocy in me
17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
18. Dolphins are our friends
19. Continuous adventure
20. Hands free
21. Hand held open
22. Simultaneous tongue
23. The necessity of added tongs
24. V
25. The penultimate more intriguing
26. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
27. Revel in Redundancy
28. You are always, primarily, a jackass
29. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness

See Also

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• Accidentalism

• Life Numerically