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- | '''watermelon''' ''wp.'' '''1.''' A vine, Citrulus Vulgaris, native to Africa and cultivated for it's large, edible fruit. 2. A discreet form of boot, usually of a tough yet tender nature, extracted from a cave or a mineshaft. '''3.''' The human body in it's primal form. '''4.''' An [[egg]]. '''5.''' A rough carapace in which can be found sheaves of poetry. '''6.''' A subterranean hiding place from where such fruit is purloined. '''7.''' A vagina. | + | [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
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+ | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top"> '''watermelon''' ''wp.'' '''1.''' A vine, Citrulus Vulgaris, native to Africa and cultivated for it's large, edible fruit. '''2.''' A discreet form of booty, usually of a tough yet tender nature, extracted from a cave or a mineshaft. '''3.''' The human body in it's primal form. '''4.''' An [[egg]]. '''5.''' A rough carapace in which can be found sheaves of poetry. '''6.''' A subterranean hiding place from where such fruit is purloined. '''7.''' A vagina. | ||
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+ | == Usage == | ||
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+ | "She was a young Pitcairner, a teenage girl tending watermelons in an isolated spot on the island where she grew up. Len Brown was old enough to be her father." | ||
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+ | == See Also == | ||
+ | |||
+ | ---- | ||
+ | * [[Nut]] | ||
+ | * [[South American Adventures Of 1948]] | ||
+ | * [[The Worship of Tits]] | ||
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+ | <td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;"> | ||
== Desiderata == | == Desiderata == | ||
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- | A Watermelon was one of the stars of [[Tim Wilson's]] film [[Water:Pillow]]. | + | <font style="font-size: 90%"> |
+ | ''A watermelon was'' one of the stars in [[Tim Wilson's]] 16mm film, [[Water:Pillow]]. | ||
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+ | ''[[Easton W. Wunderkidd]] was'' once arrested for having sex with a watermelon. | ||
- | Wilson won a watermelon-eating contest at the age of 13! | + | ''Watermelons were given'' out by the alien probe in early [[Choco]] comics only twice. |
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+ | </td> | ||
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+ | </table> |
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watermelon wp. 1. A vine, Citrulus Vulgaris, native to Africa and cultivated for it's large, edible fruit. 2. A discreet form of booty, usually of a tough yet tender nature, extracted from a cave or a mineshaft. 3. The human body in it's primal form. 4. An egg. 5. A rough carapace in which can be found sheaves of poetry. 6. A subterranean hiding place from where such fruit is purloined. 7. A vagina.
[edit] Usage"She was a young Pitcairner, a teenage girl tending watermelons in an isolated spot on the island where she grew up. Len Brown was old enough to be her father." [edit] See Also |
[edit] DesiderataA watermelon was one of the stars in Tim Wilson's 16mm film, Water:Pillow. Easton W. Wunderkidd was once arrested for having sex with a watermelon. Watermelons were given out by the alien probe in early Choco comics only twice. |