Life Alphabetically

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-	[[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]	+	[[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand [[Lucas Briand]] as "a contemporary example of Accidentalism's stark moral code." ''(A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)''
	== Life Alphabetically ==		== Life Alphabetically ==
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-	<pre>	+	''We Value:''
-	We Value:	+	# A strong right hand
-		+	# Fearsome cutlets
-	1. A strong right hand	+	# An enormous black Lilly
-	2. Fearsome cutlets	+	# Some ass: old lag sign
-	3. An enormous black Lilly	+	# A feasible demeanor
-	4. Some ass: old lag sign	+	# No count piss-coon verbs:
-	5. A feasible demeanor	+	# Aren't you the lucky one
-	6. No count piss-coon verbs:	+	# Simultaneous navigators
-	7. Aren't you the lucky one	+	# Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
-	8. Simultaneous navigators	+	# An enormous Love
-	9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo	+	# The indescribability of nothing
-	10. An enormous Love	+	# Cool pants, man
-	11. The indescribability of nothing	+	# Green, therefore, immutable
-	12. Cool pants, man	+	# The need for steadfast self-contradiction
-	13. Green, therefore, immutable	+	# The Dialectic of Humor
-	14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction	+	# No doubt there is idiocy in me
-	15. The Dialectic of Humor	+	# Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
-	16. No doubt there is idiocy in me	+	# Dolphins are our friends
-	17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia	+	# Continuous adventure
-	18. Dolphins are our friends	+	# Hands free
-	19. Continuous adventure	+	# Hand held open
-	20. Hands free	+	# Simultaneous tongue
-	21. Hand held open	+	# The necessity of added tongs
-	22. Simultaneous tongue	+	# V
-	23. The necessity of added tongs	+	# The penultimate more intriguing
-	25. V	+	# By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
-	26. The penultimate more intriguing	+	# Revel in Redundancy
-	27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure	+	# You are always, primarily, a jackass
-	28. Revel in Redundancy	+	# The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness
-	29. You are always, primarily, a jackass	+
-	30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness	+
-	</pre>	+
	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
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-	[[Life Numerically]]	+	* [[Accidentalism]]
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		+	* [[Life Numerically]]

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Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by William Flintrock. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand Lucas Briand as "a contemporary example of Accidentalism's stark moral code." (A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)

Life Alphabetically

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We Value:

1. A strong right hand
2. Fearsome cutlets
3. An enormous black Lilly
4. Some ass: old lag sign
5. A feasible demeanor
6. No count piss-coon verbs:
7. Aren't you the lucky one
8. Simultaneous navigators
9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
10. An enormous Love
11. The indescribability of nothing
12. Cool pants, man
13. Green, therefore, immutable
14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction
15. The Dialectic of Humor
16. No doubt there is idiocy in me
17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
18. Dolphins are our friends
19. Continuous adventure
20. Hands free
21. Hand held open
22. Simultaneous tongue
23. The necessity of added tongs
24. V
25. The penultimate more intriguing
26. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
27. Revel in Redundancy
28. You are always, primarily, a jackass
29. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness

See Also

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• Accidentalism

• Life Numerically