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| - | [[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by [[William Flintrock]] | + | [[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand [[Lucas Briand]] as "a contemporary example of Accidentalism's stark moral code." ''(A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)'' |
| == Life Alphabetically == | == Life Alphabetically == | ||
| ---- | ---- | ||
| - | <pre> | ||
| ''We Value:'' | ''We Value:'' | ||
| - | + | # A strong right hand | |
| - | 1. A strong right hand | + | # Fearsome cutlets |
| - | 2. Fearsome cutlets | + | # An enormous black Lilly |
| - | 3. An enormous black Lilly | + | # Some ass: old lag sign |
| - | 4. Some ass: old lag sign | + | # A feasible demeanor |
| - | 5. A feasible demeanor | + | # No count piss-coon verbs: |
| - | 6. No count piss-coon verbs: | + | # Aren't you the lucky one |
| - | 7. Aren't you the lucky one | + | # Simultaneous navigators |
| - | 8. Simultaneous navigators | + | # Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo |
| - | 9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo | + | # An enormous Love |
| - | 10. An enormous Love | + | # The indescribability of nothing |
| - | 11. The indescribability of nothing | + | # Cool pants, man |
| - | 12. Cool pants, man | + | # Green, therefore, immutable |
| - | 13. Green, therefore, immutable | + | # The need for steadfast self-contradiction |
| - | 14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction | + | # The Dialectic of Humor |
| - | 15. The Dialectic of Humor | + | # No doubt there is idiocy in me |
| - | 16. No doubt there is idiocy in me | + | # Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia |
| - | 17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia | + | # Dolphins are our friends |
| - | 18. Dolphins are our friends | + | # Continuous adventure |
| - | 19. Continuous adventure | + | # Hands free |
| - | 20. Hands free | + | # Hand held open |
| - | 21. Hand held open | + | # Simultaneous tongue |
| - | 22. Simultaneous tongue | + | # The necessity of added tongs |
| - | 23. The necessity of added tongs | + | # V |
| - | 25. V | + | # The penultimate more intriguing |
| - | 26. The penultimate more intriguing | + | # By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure |
| - | 27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure | + | # Revel in Redundancy |
| - | 28. Revel in Redundancy | + | # You are always, primarily, a jackass |
| - | 29. You are always, primarily, a jackass | + | # The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness |
| - | 30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness | + | |
| - | </pre> | + | |
| == See Also == | == See Also == | ||
| ---- | ---- | ||
| - | [[We Demand]] | + | * [[Accidentalism]] |
| + | |||
| + | * [[Life Numerically]] | ||
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Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by William Flintrock. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand Lucas Briand as "a contemporary example of Accidentalism's stark moral code." (A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)
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Life Alphabetically
We Value:
- A strong right hand
- Fearsome cutlets
- An enormous black Lilly
- Some ass: old lag sign
- A feasible demeanor
- No count piss-coon verbs:
- Aren't you the lucky one
- Simultaneous navigators
- Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
- An enormous Love
- The indescribability of nothing
- Cool pants, man
- Green, therefore, immutable
- The need for steadfast self-contradiction
- The Dialectic of Humor
- No doubt there is idiocy in me
- Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
- Dolphins are our friends
- Continuous adventure
- Hands free
- Hand held open
- Simultaneous tongue
- The necessity of added tongs
- V
- The penultimate more intriguing
- By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
- Revel in Redundancy
- You are always, primarily, a jackass
- The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness
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