The Worship of Tits
From Plastic Tub
_NOTOC__| Closely associated with the worship of dongs, snatches and the apotheosis of the arse-hole, the worship of tits is a religious tradition thought to have developed among neolithic agrarian communities in Northern Europe and Mesopotamia. Lately characterized by a lurid depiction of breast and buttock, the belief in sympathetic semen transferral, demoniacal intercourse and all manner of para-pornographic iconography, the true mechanics of ancient tit-worship can only be deduced from surviving religious tradition.
While some religious historians classify Mormo worship as tit worship, others, most notably Bashy Gupta at the Copenhagen Poob Research Institute, have ably demonstrated that Mormo Worshippers are in fact predominantly "ass men of the most profound sort." Extrapolation
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 Toward A Solid Understanding of The Mammaries
This short poem is alleged to have been written by Guvernor Morris, in his own semen, over the course of three weeks, onto the back of his chambermaids pot-shirt:
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