Nut
From Plastic Tub
nut tst. 1. A fecund morsel with protective casing, esp. a testicle, human head, shelled seed, or, metaphorically, a mystery. 2. One who exists in a rarefied state of vapor-free existence, clamp-proofed and impervious to poobs; an insane or holy person. 3. (p.n.) In Egyptian mythology Nut (Nuit) is the mother of all the gods and is also referred to as the stretched-out firmament; a sky goddess. 4. Third sign on the O'Donnely Zodiac Placemats. 5. That which is wrapped in a veil.
Extrapolation
"That Kook's a real nut. He just toyed with the Red Coats, slipping through their grasp like an invisible mist."
- -- posted to the now defunct www.kook-o-phile.com in December of 2004.
"... while baking, be sure to glaze the mountain oysters frequently and liberally with the peanut/cider vinegar sauce...."
- -- Unknown Author (Mazzistow Carrington, ed.). The Dallas Dumpling. May, 1979.
"The AA'ers are one tough nut to crack."
- -- Field Agent Smedley Wissock. Internal Report 27a, 1967: The AA and Satelllite Organs, Threat Factors and Subversive Tendencies. October 4, 1968. FBI.
"Goat nuts are even more prodigious than those of a boar, capable of producing literally gallons of semen each day."
- -- C.J. Scroggins. Confessions of a Buggerer. Daylight Press. 1971.
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