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-Drakkar-Noir spokesman and controversial subject of the [[The Farmer Diary]]. Compared to similar texts, he comes off rather well -- dressed nicely, not smelly, the kind of man who can take charge -- give that other men were predisposed in some way. +[[Category:Personages]]__NOTOC__
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 +''Born in 1973 in Abilene, Texas''.
 +Drakkar-Noir spokesman and controversial subject of the [[The Farmer Diary]]. Though he does not by normal understanding exist, he nonetheless touches hearts, souls -- and given proper vapor materialising technology -- he has touched no less a subject than [[Krystine Monitzer]]'s invisible [[ass]].
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 +Calvin is a notorious Texas Patriot who believes in no less than a Presbyterian Theocracy for the Republic of Texas. Virulently homophobic and pretty racist too, he still comes across as genteel and likable, if only in his presence. From a distance he remains somewhat repulsive, if only for his abilty to make one forget his bad qualities with a witty aside or a well-placed "aw-shucks."
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 +When he is not agitating on behalf of secession he works as a [[professional model]].
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 +He once threated to kill [[Stimes Addisson]].
== See Also == == See Also ==
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-[[Vogeler and The Mexican Fellow]], lengendary [[napkin-blog]] entry.+*[[Chimp]]
 +*[[Steven Vogeler]]
 +*[[Vogeler and The Mexican Fellow]], legendary [[napkin-blog]] entry
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-[[Steven Vogeler]] 
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Born in 1973 in Abilene, Texas.

Drakkar-Noir spokesman and controversial subject of the The Farmer Diary. Though he does not by normal understanding exist, he nonetheless touches hearts, souls -- and given proper vapor materialising technology -- he has touched no less a subject than Krystine Monitzer's invisible ass.

Calvin is a notorious Texas Patriot who believes in no less than a Presbyterian Theocracy for the Republic of Texas. Virulently homophobic and pretty racist too, he still comes across as genteel and likable, if only in his presence. From a distance he remains somewhat repulsive, if only for his abilty to make one forget his bad qualities with a witty aside or a well-placed "aw-shucks."

When he is not agitating on behalf of secession he works as a professional model.

He once threated to kill Stimes Addisson.

See Also


Desiderata