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-[[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it still won acclaim for its stark moral code.+[[Yon Milhaus]]'s '''Life Alphabetically''' was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by [[William Flintrock]]. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand [[Lucas Briand]] as a "contemporary example of Accidentalim's stark moral code." ''(A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)''
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Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-edition broadside and featured illustrations by William Flintrock. Hailed as a masterpiece of dissimulation, it was further described by conservative pundit and religious firebrand Lucas Briand as a "contemporary example of Accidentalim's stark moral code." (A Christ in Pants, no.12, p.123)

Life Alphabetically


We Value:

  1. A strong right hand
  2. Fearsome cutlets
  3. An enormous black Lilly
  4. Some ass: old lag sign
  5. A feasible demeanor
  6. No count piss-coon verbs:
  7. Aren't you the lucky one
  8. Simultaneous navigators
  9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
  10. An enormous Love
  11. The indescribability of nothing
  12. Cool pants, man
  13. Green, therefore, immutable
  14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction
  15. The Dialectic of Humor
  16. No doubt there is idiocy in me
  17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
  18. Dolphins are our friends
  19. Continuous adventure
  20. Hands free
  21. Hand held open
  22. Simultaneous tongue
  23. The necessity of added tongs
  24. V
  25. The penultimate more intriguing
  26. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
  27. Revel in Redundancy
  28. You are always, primarily, a jackass
  29. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness

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