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''While young'', [[Steven Vogeler|Steven Vogeler's]] brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady." ''While young'', [[Steven Vogeler|Steven Vogeler's]] brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady."
 +''[[Wee-Wee]] was stocked'' with kumquats to ward off appendicitus.
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 +''[[Pants McFadden]] could throw'' a 90 mile per hour kumquat.''
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kumquat re. 1. An egg-like fruit. 2. A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. 3. A migrant worker's daughter.

Extrapolation


Choco used the word in his infrequent insults, such as in the following: "Kumquat-assed bitch!" This came from a strip during a storyline which ran from July 16 and August 10, 1982. Unusually dark and brooding, we saw Choco undergo a series of defeats and moral setbacks that led him briefly to alcohol and abusive behavior towards women. Fortunately, series creator Jonathan Trenchwheat put a stop to this downward spiral and Choco again became the sober and gentlemanly figure which has become so beloved in many parts of the civilized world.

See Also


Referred to by  as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.
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Referred to by Art Doll as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.

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While young, Steven Vogeler's brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady."

Wee-Wee was stocked with kumquats to ward off appendicitus.

Pants McFadden could throw a 90 mile per hour kumquat.